Juan Soto socks (20016)

Children's (or small-footed adult) sized socks with the Curly W knit into the fabric and a Juan Soto superhero cape attached to each sock. (If you, like us, are mourning Soto's trade to San Diego, you could always cut off the supercapes and just wear the socks.)

Porch pickup in Palisades near Sibley Hospital.