The mother of all boxes (Columbia Heights)

Want to bury your annoying child...alive?
Have I got the box for you.

Need a portable penitentiary for your toddler that just started walking?
Have I got the box for you.

Want to make an adult race car?
Make two...have I got the box for you.

Gearing up for next year's Halloween costume?
Have I got the box for you.

Want to make an adult fort?
Have I got the box for you.

Someone creeping onto YOUR side of the bed?
Have I got the box for you.

Measures 57.5"x 29"x15.5" with lid on.

No questions necessary on how you plan to use it. I don't want to be an accomplice to anything.

Contactless/porch pick up available.
All items are from a smoke/pet free home.
Please respond with:
1) First name
2) Pick up day/s
3) 4 hr window when you can pick up so we don't have to exchange multiple messages.
First messages WITH those 3 pieces of information will be responded to and become backups if the first person falls through.
Messages without the 3 pieces of information will not guarantee a timely response.
Thanks!