Sneezy Tablet 10031 (Hamilton Heights 10031)

ASUS!
Ga-zoon-tite!
Thank you but I didn't sneeze, I was calling my tablet Asus from another room...
Never mind.
So we had previously said that this Asus tablet was smudge proof and had one crack in the face but somebody didn't believe us so me and Priest (my boy cat) did a fiddlers on the roof tap dance on it and we were right! it is smudge proof but now there 4 cracks on the face.
The red power button comes on but it won't activate. This thing is at lease 15 inches long and has a smooth face when it hasn't been danced on. Fix it and from what I remember it has beautiful colors.
I am 4 blocks from the 145th street train station.
I am on the 5th floor but there are only 4 flights.
I am using an old kindle that is dying and only works when it feels like it so you'll have to be patient when waiting for replies. This thing doesn't make phone calls or take pictures either.
 I'm favoring folks who have given stuff away so if this is you, you go to the front of the line, just tell what you've given away. I don't understand why everybody replies to a post but won't give anything away.
Manners count so try 'em. It really does work!
Please and Thank You

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