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Offer: Jayne Mansfield's Weapon Covers (Hamilton Heights 10031) Gifted - How do. What we have up for offer are Jayne Mansfield style bra's. You know- Nanga-nangas Lady Bubbles Life Savers- 1 set per person though Minnie & Mickey Bacon Hangers (shrugs) I can't even... Pinky & Perky Bazoombas Buoyancy Aids... I could go on- OK OK one more-Aspirins on a Ironing board. I was on the floor with that one. Nope; I don't know the correlation either but just try and picture it and yeah that was no help either but that mind pic make you laff til you tooted,right? Anyhoo I have the "make em stand at attention" bras that Jayne Mansfield was known for. The ones that look they were ready for a shoot out. The ones that take you 15 minutes just to position the thing(s). The ones that have all your friends saying "couldja point those things somewhere else pleeze? Gee lou-eez!)They're just jealous. I have 4 in a 44DD and 2 in hey hey hey whatcha looking at? THEIR NOT MINE! ( you peasant) 46DD. Color black and all are brand new 'cept for 2 that were tried on for a second. To see if they fit. They didn't so maybe they'll fit you. Maybe you and your breast friend could split the sizes down the middle, you know 3 for you an' 3 for her? You and she ( or him, I don't judge) can also go through the perfumes while your here. Still plenty left. I am 4 blocks from the 145th St. No. 1 train stop and I am on the 5th floor of a walkup but there are only 4 flights and you can stop and give your boobies I mean feet a rest. Be polite in your requests and don't ask me " still available? " if the post(s) are still up then duh; the items are still available and if the question was for multiple items which item are you asking about? I have 2 cats so keep that in mind if your allergic and NO I will not throw whatever you want out the window... Bring bags for your bras and perfume. Mind your manners! Just 1 more - mudflaps hahhahahhaah... I don't call folks. Ever. Happy Summer! Offer: Purple Lemonade 10031 (Hamilton Heights 10031) - So I have 3 almost 4lbs of 4C Lemonade in a Country Time Lemonade can. I was trying to fool myself into thinking that the 4C was Country Time Lemonade. See, 4C is the most caustic Lemonade known to man. You can use this stuff to strip wallpaper off of your walls. You need a tooth whitener? Use 4C undiluted and your teeth will be transparent in 2 days. You know those shark attack movies? If they threw a couple cans of this stuff down the gullet of a great white I can guarantee you that it would go into such a coughing fit that it would pass out. Go on, close your eyes and imagine a huge shark trying to cough up about 100 pounds of Warheads, a sour candy known to literally make a hole in your tongue. This is a multi-use product since you can also unclog any stoppage known in the history of clogs. Choke a shark or clear a clog, this stuff is a must have household helper. Oh yeah, you can drink it too. I also have 2 cans of Krylon X Metals Spray Paint in Purple. The can says "Extreme Anodized Metal Finish". See I wuz supposed to spray paint my mother's shopping cart in her fav color, purple. Well as I pointed out in a previous post my name is Pro. Crastinator so it never got done. I got 2 cans of this stuff completely unused. It's yours if you want it. You can also spray paint the can of 4C making it " Purple Lemonade". I am 4 blocks from the #1 Broadway local train. I am on the 5th floor of a walk up but there are only 4 flights. Well would you looka here, I just found a 3/4 full can of spray paint in Gloss "Watermelon". The boy cat crumbsnatcher just rolled it in here like he just found it. Well that does explain the pink graffiti on the hallway walls that calls me a cat abuser cause I don't buy fresh salmon for him. Well we're just gonna hafta see how he likes graffiti painted pics of his food, won't we? There is also a smallish backpack in black leather with one broken strap. Kleen it up and make a wallet out of it, it's still in great (kinda) shape. And if there is somebody who wants the instapot with the melted top that I mentioned in my last post separate from the other items you can have that too. Welp that's all for now... Bring a bag, I'm a Bagless bag lady now. Be polite in your asking and don't ask me "Do you still have it?". Do I still have what? I don't call anybody. Nevah have, cuz I don't wanna. Be safe. Happy Summer ! Offer: Mistake a Kitchen Kart 10031 (Hamilton Heights 10031) - So I "mistakenly" allowed 2 wonderful friends to give me an all wood kitchen kart. They asked me if I wanted the kart and even though I knew better I said yes. My brain said "Noooooo!" but my mouth said "yes". Since I don't have a kitchen counter AT ALL it was something I desperately wanted. I actually thought that the kart would lose weight by the time my two friends got it to my front 5th floor door. I had hoped that the 2 feline freeloader's in my apt. would help me propel it down my apt. hallway to my tiny misnamed kitchen. ( It's really a room with a fridge in it and a stove that's been on strike for the last 30 yrs or so the cat tells me) I saw a post on Craigslist with a smaller kart and the same poster was giving away one of those gorgeous full sized kitchen islands I've always wanted. I sobbed uncontrollably while holding on to the large kart monstrosity sitting in my living room while I looked at those pics of the kitchen island of my dreams. The cat once again slapped me back to reality. (that cat has been watching too many soap operas) Anyhoo, I realized that the kart was a fools dream especially since I can't get out the front door. I need the space to bring home other useless things. The measurements are 19 x 23 x 27h. You can tile over my tearstains on the top of this thing and sandpaper the gouged out finger marks on the legs. It's blonde wood with 2 wood slatted under shelves and wheels on one side. Please come and take it away and relieve me from this one of many mistakes over estimating the true size of my apt. and so I could shut this cat up. She keeps hysterically laughing every time she looks at the kart and then at me. Now please be patient with my getting back to you since I am still using another friends phone to do all that I do online. One person could possibly hoist this thing down 4 flights of steps but I recommend 2 people; if one person falls the other person could carry it the rest of the way down while I can an ambulance for you. Politeness counts and no matter how desperate I am to get this thing outta my living room I will not converse with rude folks. I am 4 blocks from the 145th St. train station on the #1local line. I am on the 5 floor but there are only 4 flights. We will both decide which day/time is good for both of us, not just you. Excuse the Trader Joe bags on the kart in the pic ( if it comes out), the cats keep playing hop scotch in the bags and over the cart. They're possessed. Please and Thank Yu! Oh yes; I don't call people and you can't make me. Offer: Everything and More 10031 (Hamilton Heights 10031) Gifted - How do folks. My tablet ( or the power connector thingy) kicked the bucket so I'm using a friend's phone to post. Good thing I have a "nubin". You know that almost 6th finger that was on your hand when you were born but your mom screamed "cut it off, good lawd cut it OFF!"? That's what that signature V that Spock used to do with his hand was all about you know. He was acknowledging the descendents of the 6th finger or the Nubins as we are now known as. Anyhoo, I am offering all the leftovers from previous offers. I would like them to all go at once please. I can't do the piece by piece offer anymore until I get the rest of my mother's stuff outta the way. So I have clothes (14-16+) the 6 (or was it five?) handset landline cordless phone set, the still new Teenage Mutant Turtle Michaelangelo stuffed "pillow", the 3pound bag of stickers, the unopened bottles of Torani syrup in Lemon, Mango, Pineapple and Guava, the Avon Honeydew and Cucumber Shower Gel, the Avon Hot Pink slippers, the new Hush Puppy booties ( a size 8 I think but they fit a size 6 at the most) and yada yada yada. If you want a better idea of what these items are just look at my Xmas leftover's post. There is also a instant pot but it needs a new top. I got it from a nice craigslister with the understanding that I would get the new top but my name is Pro. Crastinator so now it is yours to procrastinate with. I also still have the outer part of a Bella Cucina programmable crock pot (yeps, I dropped the pot part) so if you picked up the pot that was offered here recently and you want this part you will you now have a set made for each other. There are kids items and more. There are at least 5 nice but ded watches that need batteries. I need someone who can take EVERYTHING, these items have been around away too long. I also have at least 100+ mags- Veranda, Elle, Allure, Essence, Decor, HGTV and more. There are books also but if you want the books take the mags too please. I am up to 5 bags of stuff and counting. Most of these items are in Trader Joe's bags but I've run out so please bring as many bags as you think you will need. Bring as much help as you will need also 'cuz I can't help you and don't ask my neighbors either. I really do need someone to take it ALL, no exceptions except for the mags, books and did I mention the printer? A HP 5610. I am 4 blocks from the 145th St. #1 Broadway train. I am on the 5th floor of a walkup but there are only 4 flights. Be polite with your requests and we will BOTH decide on a day and time that is good for both of us. Wear a mask too. So lemme see; be polite, bring a lotta bags, bring help, bring oxygen if you need it. Check! Oh yeah I have cats . Please & Thank You. Again I'm looking to give EVERYTHING all to ONE single person folks! Re-freecycle what you don't want. If you just want the books please take the magazines too. P.S. If you just need the bottom part of the Insta pot or the metal programmable body part of the crock pot that would be fine too. One more thing; I don't call people. Never. Ever. Offer: Leather Purple Lemonade (Hamilton Heights 10031) Withdrawn - So I have 3 almost 4lbs of 4C Lemonade in a Country Time Lemonade can. I was trying to fool myself into thinking that the 4C was Country Time Lemonade. See, 4C is the most caustic Lemonade known to man. You can use this stuff to strip wallpaper off of your walls. You need a tooth whitener? Use 4C undiluted and your teeth will be transparent in 2 days. You know those shark attack movies? If they threw a couple cans of this stuff down the gullet of a great white I can guarantee you that it would go into such a coughing fit that it would pass out. Go on, close your eyes and imagine a huge shark trying to cough up about 100 pounds of Warheads, a sour candy known to literally make a hole in your tongue. This is a multi-use product since you can also unclog any stoppage known in the history of clogs. Choke a shark or clear a clog, this stuffed is a must have household helper. Oh yeah, you can drink it too. I have 2 cans of Krylon X Metals Spray Paint in Purple. The can says "Extreme Anodized Metal Finish". See I wuz supposed to spray paint my mother's shopping cart in her fav color, purple. Well as I pointed out in my previous post my name is Pro. Crastinator so it never got done. I got 2 cans of this stuff completely unused. It's yours if you want it. You can also spray paint the can of 4C making it " Purple Lemonade". I am 4 blocks from the #1 Broadway local train. I am on the 5th floor of a walk up but there are only 4 flights. Well would you looka here, I just found a 3/4 full can of spray paint in Gloss "Watermelon". The boy cat crumbsnatcher just rolled it in here like he just found it. Well that does explain the pink graffiti on the hallway walls that calls me a cat abuser cause I don't buy fresh salmon for him. Well we're just gonna hafta see how he likes graffiti painted pics of his food, won't we? There is also a smallish backpack in black leather with one broken strap. Kleen it up and make a wallet out of it, it's still in great (kinda) shape. And if there is somebody who wants the instapot with the melted top that I mentioned in my last post separate from the other items you can have that too. Welp that's all for now... Bring a bag, I'm a Bagless bag lady now. Be polite in your asking and don't ask me "Do you still have it?". Do I still have what? Wow, 8pm curfew up to the weekend folks, 2020 sucks already. Be safe. Offer: Mistake a Kitchen Kart (Hamilton Heights 10031) Withdrawn - So I "mistakenly" allowed 2 wonderful friends to give me an all wood kitchen kart. They asked me if I wanted the kart and even though I knew better I said yes. My brain said "Noooooo!" but my mouth said "yes". Since I don't have a kitchen counter AT ALL it was something I desperately wanted. I actually thought that the kart would lose weight by the time my two friends got it to my front door. I had hoped that the 2 feline freeloader's in my apt. would help me propel it down my apt. hallway to my tiny misnamed kitchen. ( It's really a room with a fridge in it and a stove that's been on strike for the last 30 yrs or so the cat tells me) I saw a post on Craigslist with a smaller kart and the same poster was giving away one of those gorgeous full sized kitchen islands I've always wanted. I sobbed uncontrollably while holding on to the large kart monstrosity sitting in my living room while I looked at those pics of the kitchen island of my dreams. The cat once again slapped me back to reality. (that cat has been watching too many soap operas) Anyhoo, I realized that the kart was a fools dream especially since I can't get out the front door. I need the space to bring home other useless things. The measurements are 19 x 23 x 27h. You can tile over my tearstains on the top of this thing and sandpaper the gouged out finger marks on the legs. It's blonde wood with 2 wood slatted under shelves and wheels on one side. Please come and take it away and relieve me from this one of many mistakes over estimating the true size of my apt. and so I could shut this cat up. She keeps hysterically laughing every time she looks at the kart and then at me. Now please be patient with my getting back to you since I am still using another friends phone to do all that I do online. One person could possibly hoist this thing down 4 flights of steps but I recommend 2 people; if one person falls the other person could carry it the rest of the way down while I can an ambulance for you. Politeness counts and no matter how desperate I am to get this thing outta my living room I will not converse with rude folks. I am 4 blocks from the 145th St. train station on the #1local line. I am on the 5 floor but there are only 4 flights. We will both decide which day/time is good for both of us, not just you. Excuse the Trader Joe bags on the kart in the pic ( if it comes out), the cats keep playing hop scotch in the bags and over the cart. They're possessed. Please and Thank Yu! Offer: Post Xmas Things 10031 Hamilton (Hamilton Heights) - So what we have here are items that people did not pick up. (To the flaker; a pox of a thousand doggies relieving themselves on your car tires) I am looking for someone to take (most)EVERYTHING! Save for some things that are heavy or person specific you must be able to claim just about everything. No cherry-picking here; if you don’t like something tough tiddlywinks; just freecycle them. This ain’t Macy’s and there isn’t any return dept here. Don’t sit here and go through the bag to discard what you don’t like. Make sure YOU can sure you can carry all that is being gifted to you and be aware that I cannot help you. 1. A 2-3 pound bag of miscellaneous stickers. Let your kids sticker each other silly. 2. Kiddy fan that lights up when you turn the fan on. Cute. Candy filled. 3. Michaelangelo snuggle stuffed doll from Avon in gold. Still new in a raggedy bag. However he is still depressed from being away from his turtle bro’s or some kid to hug him. We have him on antidepressants. 4.Pink/Black brand new socks with glitter hearts and individual pink toes. With these socks your kid will be funky fresh for Valentines Day. Or even after Heart Day. (Tender sob) 5.hot pink slippers from Avon, new. Size 7 or thereabouts.(new) 6. Hush Puppies shoes- brand new, Mushroom (color), size 8 I think but these run extremely small so a 6.5 or size 6. I’m a size 7 and the shoes couldn’t even even say Hello!! to my toes or get past my ankles. 7.Books-container gardening,Brady Paramedic book (so’s youse could c if you wanna be a parameduck), several cookbooks, doggy care, etc. if there are some books in there that your not interested in just recycle them . There are all in great shape, so take ‘em, they’re yours. REALLY, you hafta take ‘em. 8.- Family Circle, Essence, HGTV, Elle, all kinds of mags here. Bathroom reading at its best. 9. Battery operated key board vacuum cleaner. Yes, veddy nice but the brush attachment is missing. 10.Cucumber Melon bath gel and I’ll even through in the same scent in the Bubble Bath. 11.Bella Cucina slow cooker with digital feature programming but I dropped the pot part of the set soooooo sorry? Maybe somebody else has a extra pot. 12. Ded watches. But the watches are veddy nice so your choice of 5 or so. 13.“Pedal to the Metal” earring and necklace set (in gold)from Avon, brand new, never worn. The following items can be given to a separate individual since not everybody needs a corded printer or landline. 14. 5 handset digital phone system - these aren’t new but they were used for a very short period of time and 3 of the handsets were never used. Digital answering, phone number recall, call waiting, speaker feature, etc. 15.Corded Printer from HP- ink is a little pricey but your prints/pics will be fab. I think the model number is 5610 butt I’m not sure so I’ll look it up and make a correction if needed. 16. Your choice of good sweet or earthy body sprays. Don’t ask for all of them; that’s just greedy. There are at least 30 bottles here. You can take 5 or so. Maybe more. There is probably more but my brain is demanding food so off I go to the kitchen. Ok, I’m back. Kitty stew was just delish. Oh don’t worry; I left kitty with a crutch. 17.Ikea Mirrors- tiny mirrors with wider wooden frames- we’ve all seen them before. This is my 3rd set and I’m tired of juzzing them up. YOU juzz them up. Glitter dome them, with one set I just painted the frame a different color . A set of 4. Check out hydro painting on Utube, it’s the coolest way to customize paint anything. 18. Summer cotton/gauze pants in large. 19. String art? If nobody takes this thing I’m gonna stick it on the bottom of my mop. Make your kid a string king/queen. C’mon, they’re kids, they’ll believe anything. PLEASE & THANK YOU means a lot; not “ where you at I can come right now” or “I want it” You want what and which one? And where are your manners? We will pick a time that is good for both of us- not just you. People - bring BAGS! I no longer give out my treasured recycled bags cuz ya’ll never send them back. Bring help-cuz I can’t help you and don’t ask my neighbors for help like one freecycler did. They are not your private concierge. They’re mine. If you wear them out what am I supposed do? So bring BeBe’s kids, a horse, rent some muscle for a day,just don’t expect me to be cheep labor. I am 4 blocks from the 145th St. #1 train station. I am on the 5th floor but there are only 4 flights. Again I'm looking for someone to take everything except #’s 14 & 15+ unless of course if you want those too. PLEASE & THANK YOU. Did I mention that I’m really looking for someone to take just about everything? Oh yeah the pic of one of my cats trying to Mack a black velour blanket I just found in here. You can have that too if you want. My cat was just gonna break the blankets heart anyway. Don’t give me your phone number; I Don’t call folks. Never. Ever. Please & Thank You. P.S.- “What day works for you” isn’t even close to being polite, it’s what you say to someone who’s locked up in Rikers about the next visitors day.
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Offer: Syrup & Cereal & ? 10031 (Hamilton Heights) - How do. I have a box of Trader Joe’s Neapolitan cold cereal. I had 1 1/2 bowls of this cereal before I realized that I don’t like it. I’m crushed; a lot of us remember the square chocolate ,vanilla and strawberry ice cream sandwiched between 2 waffles from Woolworths; the creator of the original 99c sale days. OMG how old am I ?(I asked my cat while sobbing into his fur. He paw-slapped me back to reality) No matter; I will get chocolate, vanilla and strawberry cereal and mix them myself. And then I will put some chocolate, vanilla and strawberry ice cream in the middle of the cereal. Don’t knock it till you try it. They have chocolate and peanut butter cereal and it is my first food love. The next offer are bottles of syrup from Torani; Lemon, Lime, Mango, Pineapple and Guava. They are all unopened and full except for the Lemon. I didn’t like the Lemon and I will just keep the Cupcake, Coconut , ButterScotch, etc. Maybe you want the EggNog even though there’s a teeny, tiny amount left? So come and get these food offers. As always be Polite in your requests. I will delete those who aren’t. I say this in every single post but folks still act like they weren’t taught manners growing up. No matter; those who don’t will be deleted. Bring a bag. I will probably be adding s few more food items and if I do I will amend this post. I am 4 blocks from the 145th st. #1 local train stop. I am on the 5th floor of a walk up but there are only 4 flights so be able to climb them by yourself without bothering my neighbors.( another freecycler asked 2 neighbors of mine to bring at least 25 + pounds of items down to her. Don’t be her) We will choose a day/time that is good for BOTH of us and not just you. I don’t call folks. EVER. PLEASE & THANK YOU. Offer: Syrups & Cereal & ? 10031 (Hamilton Heights) - How do. I have a box of Trader Joe’s Neapolitan cold cereal. I had 1 1/2 bowls of this cereal before I realized that I don’t like it. I’m crushed; a lot of us remember the square chocolate ,vanilla and strawberry ice cream sandwiched between 2 waffles from Woolworths; the creator of the original 99c sale days. OMG how old am I ?(I asked my cat while sobbing into his fur. He paw-slapped me back to reality) No matter; I will get chocolate, vanilla and strawberry cereal and mix them myself. And then I will put some chocolate, vanilla and strawberry ice cream in the middle of the cereal. Don’t knock it till you try it. They have chocolate and peanut butter cereal and it is my first food love. The next offer are bottles of syrup from Torani; Lemon, Lime, Mango, Pineapple and Guava. They are all unopened and full except for the Lemon. I didn’t like the Lemon and I will just keep the Cupcake, Coconut , ButterScotch, etc. Maybe you want the EggNog even though there’s a teeny, tiny amount left? So come and get these food offers. As always be Polite in your requests. I will delete those who aren’t. I say this in every single post but folks still act like they weren’t taught manners growing up. No matter; those who don’t will be deleted. Bring a bag. I will probably be adding s few more food items and if I do I will amend this post. I am 4 blocks from the 145th st. #1 local train stop. I am on the 5th floor of a walk up but there are only 4 flights so be able to climb them by yourself. We will choose a day/time that is good for BOTH of us and not just you. I don’t call folks. EVER. PLEASE & THANK YOU.
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Request: IPad Lightening to USB Cable 10031 (Hamilton Heights) - How do. I am looking for a wire for an iPad Mini. The one I have is not providing power to the tablet. I tried a new connector (I know that that isn’t the name, how about “do-hickey”?) but that doesn’t seem to be the problem. I will travel anywhere to pick one up. I don’t have any other way to go online. (I’m down to 8% power, HALP!) Please and Thank You for any offers. So an astute fcny’er told me that this request was showing up as a offer. Noooooo! I need the lightening to usb cabIe. I have to have one of the cats hold the cable just so, if she moves I lose the connection. No emails about animal cruelty, see the pic below. Does she look like she’s suffering? They’re working for room and board and food that they literally snatch from my hands. They get a hour off for lunch. And chasing the poodle down the block. Thank You sir for letting me know about the mistake, I appreciate it very much!😃 Please excuse the gummy tape, this is from one cat taping the other cat to the iPad mini. She has no sense of humor. Please & Thank You.
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Request: IPad Mini Wire/Thingy 10031 (Hamilton Heights) - How do. I am looking for a wire for an iPad Mini. The one I have is not providing power to the tablet. I tried a new connector (I know that that isn’t the name, how about “do-hickey”?) but that doesn’t seem to be the problem. I will travel anywhere to pick one up. I don’t have any other way to go online. (I’m down to 8% power, HALP!) Please and Thank You for any offers. Happy Holidays! Offer: Post Xmas Things 10031 Hamil (Hamilton Heights) - So what we have here are items that people did not/could not pick up. One person could not even climb the stairs to my apt. The food- 5lb bag of sausages, a huge pork loin and 3pnd bag of cheddar cheese went fast to a family who was very appreciative. (Even though me and the cats weren’t offered any leftovers...) I am looking for someone to take (most)EVERYTHING! Save for some things that are heavy or person specific you must be able to claim just about everything. No cherry-picking here; if you don’t like something tough tiddlywinks; just freecycle them. This ain’t Macy’s and there isn’t any return dept here. Don’t sit here and go through the bag to discard what you don’t like. The person who was supposed to take everything couldn’t even climb the steps to my apt. And brought a baby in a carriage!! Then she tried to get my neighbors to make the at least 4-5 trips up and back down with all the items she asked for! Make sure YOU can sure you can carry all that is being gifted to you and don’t bother my neighbors. 1. A 2-3 pound bag of miscellaneous stickers. Let your kids sticker each other silly. 2. Kiddy fan that lights up when you turn the fan on. Cute. Candy filled. 3. Michaelangelo snuggle stuffed doll from Avon. Still new in raggedy bag. However he is still depressed from being away from his turtle bro’s or some kid to hug him. We have him on antidepressants 4.Pink/Black brand new socks with glitter hearts and individual pink toes. With these socks your kid will be funky fresh for Valentines Day. 5.hot pink slippers from Avon, new. Size 7 or thereabouts. 6. Hush Puppies shoes- brand new, Mushroom (color), size 8 I think but these run extremely small so a 6.5 or size 6. I’m a size 7 and the shoes couldn’t even even say Hello!! to my toes or get past my ankles. 7.Books-container gardening,Brady Paramedic book (so’s youse could c if you wanna be a parameduck), several cookbooks, doggy care, etc. if there are some books in there that your not interested in just recycle them . There are all in great shape, so take ‘em, they’re yours. 8.- Family Circle, Essence, HGTV, Elle, all kinds of mags here. Bathroom reading at its best. 9. Battery operated key board vacuum cleaner. Yes, veddy nice but the brush attachment is missing. 10.Cucumber Melon bath gel and I’ll even through in the same scent in the Bubble Bath. 11.Bella Cucina slow cooker with digital feature programming but I dropped the pot part of the set soooooo sorry? Maybe somebody else has a extra pot. 12. Ded watches. But the watches are veddy nice so your choice of 5 or so. 13.“Pedal to the Metal” earring and necklace set from Avon, brand new, never worn. The following items can be given to a separate individual since not everybody needs a corded printer or landline. 14. 5 handset digital phone system - these aren’t new but they were used for a very short period of time and 2 of the handsets were never used. Digital answering, phone number recall, call waiting, speaker feature, etc. 15.Corded Printer from HP- ink is a little pricey but your prints/pics will be fab. I think the model number is 5610 butt I’m not sure so I’ll look it up and make a correction if needed. 16. Your choice of good sweet or earthy body sprays. Don’t ask for all of them; that’s just greedy. There are at least 30 bottles here. There is mostly more but my brain is demanding food so off I go to the kitchen. If you have any questions just ask. 17.Ikea Mirrors- tiny mirrors with wider wooden frames- we’ve all seen them before. This is my 3rd set and I’m tired of juzzing them up. YOU juzz them up. Glitter dome them, one set I just painted them a different color . A set of 4. Check out hydro painting on Utube, it’s the coolest way to customize paint anything. 18. Summer gauze pants in a large. 19. String art? If nobody takes this I’m gonna stick it on the bottom of my mop. PLEASE & THANK YOU means a lot; not “ where you at I can come right now” or “I want it” You want what and which one? And where are your manners? We will pick a time that is good for both of us- not just you. People - bring BAGS! I no longer give out my treasured recycled bags cuz ya’ll never send them back. Bring help-cuz I can’t help you and don’t ask my neighbors for help like one freecycler did. They are not your private concierge. They’re mine. If you wear them out what am I supposed do? So bring BeBe’s kids, a horse, rent some muscle for a day,just don’t expect me to be cheep labor. I am 4 blocks from the 145th St. #1 train station. I am on the 5th floor but there are only 4 flights. Again I'm looking for someone to take everything except #’s 14 & 15+ unless of course if you want those too. PLEASE & THANK YOU. Oh yeah the pic of one of my cats trying to Mack a black velour blanket I just found in here. You can have that too if you want. My cat was just gonna break the blankets heart anyway.
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Offer: Cast Iron Pans-10031 (Hamilton Heights) Gifted - So since I don’t have any more sweet dogs to walk I’m giving up my cast iron pans. I carried these pans (just one at a time) when we would walk on Riverside Dr. I can’t bring myself to stab or physically fight an attacker so the pans became my weapon of choice. I mean what other object is a deterrent to EVERYONE?? You need batteries for a blade saw, you have to have prior training to use nunchucks and they can be expensive , a gun is illegal and the orange plastic rifles scare no one. But on this planet, in the USA what household object is universally known to cook delicious food and have a part time job as a weapon? FUn Fact-when a person gets arrested for battery with a iron cast skillet they are charged with attempted murder. NO one throws a skillet without meaning to do critical bodily harm or death. When grandma or old school mom breaks out her iron skillet ( the middle sized one, the little one is to throw at the pre teens in the family and you always need the big one for Sat.’s fish fry) you know that somebody is in for some serious brain damage and you don’t know what happened but you better get outta her way. But I digress. I always felt safe with these pans so I wanna pass these pans on to someone else in my pooches memory. I have washed (with kosher salt)and “seasoned” them. Now the info on line says that you should “bake” them for at least 1 hour after oiling them but my oven doesn’t work so I just “cooked”them on my regular burners. Then I oiled them. Well, I oiled them before and after. You can do whatever floats your boat. I mean if you throw a pan while it’s still hot that’s a definite electric chair since no one throws a cast iron skillet while it’s still hot without meaning to kill. That’s a fact. If you come and get these make sure you can carry them and bring a strong bag. I am 4 blocks from the #1 local 145th St. train station. I am on the 5th floor of a walk up but there are only 4 flights. Politeness always counts but folks don’t listen but ya know what? It just makes the choosing easier so go on, be uncouth. We will both decide what is a good day and time for a pickup; not just you. Be ready to climb up and back down these steps on your own, I cannot help you. If you go on the train these days I recommend that you get a cast iron “holster” and if someone starts to act stupid just flash the pan like they do in a movie with a gun. These pans even deflect bullets. Anyhoo I’ve included pics for your perusal. Make my doggies proud and don’t be afraid to walk your pooches anymore. Oh yeah, I don’t call people. Ever. Stay warm!🥶
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Offer: Stainless Steel Cookware 100 (Hamilton Heights) Gifted - How do. Up for offer are some stainless steel pots- 1 double boiler, 1 1qt. pot and 1 3qt. in excellent shape.There is also 1 HUGE griddle pan from Circulon.. I am cleaning them up so once cleaned I will post pics of that one too. I just found a stock pot so that’s in their too. I’m even throwing a unopened raggedly bag of nylon utensils. Manners mean everything so try using them, k? It’s a simple request and won’t cost you a dime. I am 4 blocks from the #1 local train on 145th St. I am on the 5th floor but there are only 4 flights so please make sure you can climb them and go back down with your stuff without asking my neighbors for help. If you change your mind just let me know. There are plenty of other people from fcny and Craigslist who would love to have these items so please be mindful of this when you ask for them. I absolutely do NOT call people, ever. Please & Thank You.
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Photo of free Stainless Steel Cookware 100 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Stainless Steel Cookware 100 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Stainless Steel Cookware 100 (Hamilton Heights)
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Offer: Hats 4 Your Noggin 10031 (Hamilton Heights) - I thought that I had posted these items but I think that the cats deleted it. Anyhoo up for offer are a plethora of winter hats. Now some of these hats have a lot of cat hair on them and I can’t find my lint roller so please be aware of that. They are all in excellent furry condition in any case- there are berets, cloches, newsboys etc. There is also a denim “baseball “ jacket with elastic cuffs and hem. Very warm and in excellent condition. Six L or XL. Red lining. You will please take all of them and freecycle whatever you don’t want. I am 4 blocks away from the #1 local train at 145th St. I am on the 5th floor but there are only 4 flights so be prepared to climb them coming and going without asking my neighbors for help (yes someone did just that). Please be polite in asking for these items. It’s free! And we will both figure out a day/time that is good for both of us, not just you. I NEVER call anyone and you can’t make me. Please & Thank You.
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Photo of free Hats 4 Your Noggin 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Hats 4 Your Noggin 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Hats 4 Your Noggin 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
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Offer: IPad Mini Wire/Thingy 10031 (Hamilton Heights) - How do. I am looking for a wire for an iPad Mini. The one I have is not providing power to the tablet. I tried a new connector (I know that that isn’t the name, how about “do-hickey”?) but that doesn’t seem to be the problem. I will travel anywhere to pick one up. I don’t have any other way to go online. (I’m down to 8% power, HALP!) Please and Thank You for any offers. Happy Holidays! Offer: Clothes, Boots- Hamilton He1 (Hamilton Heights) - How do. I have up for offer a jacket, a trio of snow boots, some winter hats and I'm sure a few other things but I’m having a brain 💨 fart right and I can’t remember what they were but no worries , it’ll come later, so on to the list! 1. Denim baseball jacket- medium wash denim jacket with a red lining and banded cuff and hem. Perfect for late spring/early summer. It’s in perfect condition but the banded hem made me look like I have a third tookus/bum/seat warmer/rear end/money maker etc. In excellent shape, it has a red lining with an interior pocket. 2. Three pairs of snow boots- 1.This is a faux (as in not even close)ugg pair of grey cable knit boots. Knit interior. Kute as all get out. 2. Brown faux suede mid calf boots- chocolate brown fur trim that goes down to yer toes and and a silver/brown toggle feature on the side. 3. Black mid calf snow boots- not ugly but not cute either but very functional cuz who wants boots that are both almost ugly and lets the snow come in. Fur lining all the way to your toes. 4. Wool berets- almost every freaking freezer color out there and I swear I had a orange one but I can’t find it. There is a pink, beige, red, black, Kelly green, etc. for you to warm your noggin. Then there are the cloches in white, red, blue and a few more colors 5.Remember the once nerdy faux leather ugly hats that had side-flacks and a chin strap that we used to torture the Uber nerdy kid who was unfortunate enuf to be wearing it? Well this is the hip east village version of it. Black and white herringbone, fur lined with a tiny fur lined pocket on the side of it. Very cute but I can’t bring myself to wear it. The tag is still on It. TAKE IT, take it my friend and give it the cool effect it deserves. 6. A brown cotton wool hat with a brim and a knitted wool cap with knitted brim and knitted strap and button feature. These are cute but my head is too big for it even though I tried the solution the hat seller suggested which was to Saran Wrap my entire head every other day. And to only poke a hole in one nostril. All that I got out of doing that to have one nostril be booger free. Whelp I still can’t remember the last item so I will have to post it when I remember what the hecken it was. Now all of the head toppers have cat hair on them. I will try to de-hair them the best I can and put the hair BACK on the cats but I can’t promise you anything. When my washing machine worked I would have just chucked them in there. Nowadays if I don’t see toe jam in my socks I’m using them for another day. I am 4 blocks from the 145th St. #1 Broadway local train. I am on the 5th floor but there are only 4 flights. Bring bags, bring bags dagnabbitt ( bugs bunny and Yosemite Sam were always my favorite)even though I never knew why they let Bugs run around naked all the time ( well not when he was dressed up like a wimmen trying to woo Yosemite) but I digress- Bring bags cuz I will never lend out my bags cuz ya’ll never bring ‘em back. POLITENESS as always counts but if can’t say “please” or “thank you “ then you have just make my choosing easier. Be ready to haul whatever your taking from me by your self! (That means without me or especially my neighbors! They are not the hired help here!) Bring your cousin It, auntie Sassafras, a goat, your next door Pookie or his GF who is wearing rainbow colored pig tails with gold glitter on the end and dyed her armpit hair too. And is wearing gold glitter pants with a gold colored halter top. In the middle of winter. On second thought leave Beyonce K (yes she changed her name to Beyoncé K) at home.. Bring a baby only if he is a strong kid like Bam Bam Rubble. (Yes he knows that he was adopted) Whelp that’s it for now. And I still don’t call people so why some of ya’ll insist on giving me your number is beyond me. We will work out a day/time that is fair for both of us, not just you. Please & Thank You. Oh yeah that’s a pic of my cats making out with this black velour blanket I got out of the closet. I’m gonna use it to black mail her very soon.
Photo of free Clothes, Boots- Hamilton He1 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Clothes, Boots- Hamilton He1 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Clothes, Boots- Hamilton He1 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Clothes, Boots- Hamilton He1 (Hamilton Heights)
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Request: IPad Mini Wire/Thingy 10031 (Hamilton Heights) - How do. I am looking for a wire for an iPad Mini. I the one I have is not providing power to the tablet. I tried a new connector (I know that that isn’t the name, how about “do-hickey”?) but that doesn’t seem to be the problem. I will travel anywhere to pick one up. I don’t have any other way to go online. (I’m down to 8% power, HALP!) Please and Thank You for any offers. Happy Holidays! Request: Apple Charger (Hamilton Heights) - How do. It looks like my charger is about to bit the dust again so if anybody has one that I could have I would definitely appreciate it. I only have this mini ipad these days so if this goes out I lose my connection to the online world. And you guys. Thank You so much for any offers Please & ThankYou.
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Photo of Apple Charger (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of Apple Charger (Hamilton Heights)
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Offer: Apple G4 laptop,Fabric 10031 (Hamilton Heights) Gifted - CLARIFICATION!-This is a G4 (four) Apple Laptop and it needs to be fixed and UPGRADED and will not be up to present day Apple specs. This is a old model but once YOU fix it I’m sure that it can be used in some capacity. The same with the ASUS (no No, not you Jesus! Geez Louise!) It is a more recent tablet but it will STILL have to be fixed and upgraded. PEOPLE please read my ENTIRE posts before breaking a finger to email me for for first dibs for something you might not be able to use in its present condition. These 2 items are for someone who is not expecting to use them right away but is looking forward to fixing these suckers up. I’m on a tear; a medium personal crisis; some minimalist way of life/living videos on YouTube and I wanna try and get rid of as much stuff as I can. Even the cats if they don’t get a job. -So yeah, a 19??/20?? Apple G4 laptop. Go ahead and laugh. Get it all out. When I wasn’t able to use my mini IPad because of a (still) broken cord I got mighty desperate. Reaching through a hoarder portal in the depths of my closet I found these computer/tablet relics. After electronically assaulting the G4 in numerous ways in came on and laffed at me. Then it turned itself off. True story. All of the million cords, cables and a possible gateway back to a place known as “old tech hell” are included. -There’s a beautiful Asus (ASUS, not HEYZOOS, no no, not you Jesus) tablet hanging around here somewhere that is gorgeous with a so-called smudge proof screen. The screen is cracked though and it won’t come on. If I find it you can take that too. Just send me a pic please of the super clear screen after you’ve fixed it. I really liked using it. -Lemme see, oh yes a bounty of mixed fabric samples that I rescued from a design firm. Mostly beauteous material and some ugly I mean “different” cuts, I tried to put them on my cats and they threw cat litter at me. USED cat litter. Anyhoo please come and get them. I even threw in a hot pink sparkly number of my own. There are some small pieces that are stunning and deserve to be seen. Pics are included in this post. -4 Restoration Hardware catalogues. If you like griege (gray and beige) elegant, depressed decor then you will enjoy these. Crystal chandeliers, leathered headboards, furnishings that are stunning but are screaming for some Mardi Gras carnival colors. Take these please. I am seriously looking for someone, anyone, to take everything I am offering. If these things stay here then I will just end up frittering them away again. So... 1 Apple G4 Laptop that will laff at you. I swear. 1 MIA w/cracked screen, refusing to come on. 1 bag of fabulous material that will set your design soul on fire. 4 Restoration Hardware catalogs in excellent condition begging for adoration. And some freaking color. There will be more. I live 4 blocks from the 145th St. Bwy local # 1 train. I am on the 5th floor of a walk up but there are only 4 flights. Manners, some decorum are required, not just grunts saying “ I want your stuff, where you at.” PLEASE come ASAP and take these things away. I Don’t call anyone and you can’t make me. Please & Thank You. HEy! I found the ASUS!! (Not HEYZOOS) P.S.- I’ve added 2 items to the bag of fabric- 1. Mini spool of corded fabric in turquoise, 🍏 green apple, black and white 2. Sequined, sparkly trim. HPuK
Photo of free Apple G4 laptop,Fabric 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Apple G4 laptop,Fabric 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Apple G4 laptop,Fabric 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Apple G4 laptop,Fabric 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
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Offer: Tons of Good Smellies 10031 (Hamilton Heights) - What we have here is a plethora, a basketful, a boatload,a mountain, a bushel, a multiplicity, a bundle and a crapload of colognes, perfumes and vapor pour Le Corps which I think means come and “vaporize your body”. Yup that’s what 2 whole years of french gets you. (Please don’t email me the actual translation, after all I did take french for 2 years, Bone-jur) After spray testing about 25+ bottles of body sprays some folks would say it smells delightful in here. Other people would say it smells like a overdose in Macy’s perfume counters. Ma mama would say it smells like a uh hure house. This particular collection are the earth essences-Avon’s Fantastic Day Wildflowers, Doves Go Fresh (Grapefruit & Lemongrass), Avon’s Aqua Rush, Bodycologys Perfect Cotton, Bath&Body Works Dancing Waters and well you get the picture. Wanna smell like the Sun and the Moon and everything in between? Well come here and get your smell on. Ew. I cannot be hip. I told you all that I was on a tear. So now almost all of these some barely used smellies have got to go. Some of these were a blast from my going out tonite past. Others made me think that I didn’t pick my nose enough before I went perfume shopping. I’ll tear up some sheets of paper for smell tests (ya’ll know that that doesn’t really work, right?) Didn’t something that smelled good in the store make you gag when you got home and made you wanna go back to that perfume counter and smack the counter girl really, really hard? Whelp here you smell it you bought it. ( mods this is just a saying, these things are free, k?) Take 4 or 5 or 6 and get a free something, we’re still working that part out. I’m 4 blocks from the 145th St. Broadway #1 local train. I’m on the 5th floor but there are only 4 flights. And if you come here for any of the other goodies feel free to sniff and spray and then go away with a treasure. Politeness as always counts. Bring a bag. I don’t call folks. Ever.
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Photo of free Tons of Good Smellies 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Tons of Good Smellies 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
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Offer: The Sweet Smellies 10031 (Hamilton Heights) - “Spoilers, Sweetie” Oh how I do miss River Song and the men in the blue box (oh right, now there’s a lady in the blue box! ) So here’s the “sweet side” of the Smellies, the fruity ones, the ones that make grown men cry (for mercy from too much sweet perfume) and prego’s retching and running away from you on the train. No one is supposed to smell you coming next week. And seriously listen if a stranger offers to buy you a new perfume- called “UNSCENTED”. So we got some Bath & Body Works Mango Mandarin, BBW Chocolate Amber, BBW Cotton Blossom (I tried rubbing cotton balls all ova ma bodi but it wasn’t the same, hmmm), at least 5 Dove Body Sprays, the healing garden relax therapy, well you get the picture. Spray your perfume in the air and then run through the mist. Don’t spray as if you were going through a car wash. I remember getting in my ambulance one day, taking a whiff and saying “oh I see Biff was working last nite” and my partner saying “no, it was 2 nites ago”. I quietly taped a bar of Ivory soap to his time card. Then all of the ER staff and even the patients signed their initials. BTW, cleaning out my perfume drawer, does anybody know if 30 year old cough drops would still work? Tropical Sensation? The bag is unopened, think I could get a refund? (The drops were bought waaaay before the perfumes) I am 4 blocks from the 145th St. Broadway local #1 train. I am on the 5th floor of a walk up but there are only 4 flights. Bring bags folks and take 2,3 or 4 bottles while you take home some other goodies from previous posts. Make sure you can walk up and then back down my steps before asking for anything. Be Polite! And I don’t call people. Ever. Happy Ded Turkey Day! (Notice how I put the bottles in a rainbow ombré order? It’s cuz I’m special like that.)
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Photo of free The Sweet Smellies 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free The Sweet Smellies 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free The Sweet Smellies 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
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Offer: Black Mirror & Printer10031 (Hamilton Heights) - Did you ever watch “Black Mirror” on the BBC? I had to stop watching when I found myself shouting back at the telly with a British accent. I didn’t fool anybody. And well these mirrors aren’t actually “black”, they’re a deep brown with a hi gloss finish. From Ikea of course. These are like grown kids, you send them away but they just keep coming right back. These are my third set; the first set I repainted in red, black and white. The colors reminded me of really bad disco decor. The second set I painted gold and silver. I think. This is my 3rd day of moving stuff out with no sleep and my brain is more brined than Martha Stewart’s turkey, cornmeal gizzards and sweet breads appetizer. In liver aspic.(Look up what part of the animal sweet breads are from. Stop when you get to your third chorus of “eeeewwwwwwwww”.) And I betcha didn’t know that cornmeal had gizzards. Anyhoo neighbors moving out would give me these mirrors and frankly if I can’t see a pimple on my back to bust then that mirror is no friend of mine. So now they’re yours! 4 of them , repaint or glitter dome them, everybody’s got a ar-tiste inside of ‘em just waiting to break out. Item #2 is a HP corded printer. The ink is $ but the prints are fab. I’ve never even used photo paper as the paper prints had such saturated color. But hey use what you have; butt printing only requires the blank side of a sheet of paper. I’m 4 blocks from the 145th St. Bwy #1 local train station. I’m on the 5th floor of a walk up but there are only 4 flights. Make sure you can climb up and back down those steps with no help from me. How about manners?Just plain and simple manners. If I don’t get back to you it might mean that I’m that I’m still emptying my apt. to within a inch of its life, in the loo or drooling whilst power napping with my cats. Or I just don’t wanna talk to you. Oh yeah the 3rd or 4th pic is one cat trying to filch some of my Captain Crunch. I was just too tired to pour some milk over the Captain or down my cats throat. And I will NOT give anybody ALL 40 + bottles of cologne. That’s just wrong. Bring a bag. Lenzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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Photo of free Black Mirror & Printer10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Black Mirror & Printer10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Black Mirror & Printer10031 (Hamilton Heights)
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Offer: Watches,Kids Stuff 10031 (Hamilton Heights) - Ok, so these items are again available. Let me reiterate- I cannot help you carry these items. I ALWAYS say bring an unheard amount of bags and an army to help you. That doesn’t mean bring a baby in a stroller and not be able to even climb ONE flight of steps when I’m on the 5th floor. So these items are once again available for pickup. EVERYTHING PLEASE!!! (I would truly like everything to go at once so I can reclaim the space and give away even more stuff) If the weather is too bad to come out in today I understand, I will be here tomorrow. It’s clear ‘em up and move ‘em out time. Magazines , books, a pound of stickers, ombré water bottles, dead (battery dead)but gorgeous watches, computer battery operated Tech Vac, more. Thinking about becoming a paramedic? This Brady book gives you a look see. Are you a diabetic? Gotta book and some Diabetic mags for you. Hot pink slippers, brand new Hush Puppies sueded shoes and these suckers run small so even though they’re a size 7.5 you need to have size 6-6.5 tootsies, a 5 pnd bag of spicy sausages, a 2 pnd bag of cheddar cheese, probably more. The navy blue non hush puppies tasseled shoes you see there are a regular size 9 as are the grey loafers. I added another tablet, very cute new heart glitter socks for girls ( or a boy, I don’t judge), a candy filled light ‘em up fan, some Avon Cucumber Melon Shower Gel, a digital crock pot but without the pot (i sorry, I dropped it!), and a few more things I’m too mad to list. The food goes back in the freezer. Can you come Today? Do you want EVERYTHING? Whelp, they’re all yours buckeroos! I’m in Hamilton Heights, 4 blocks from the 145th St. #1 Broadway local train. The food is frozen. Added a frozen pork loin. It’s a pigs loin. I don’t wanna know which part is his/her loin. You will need many,many bags and your army to carry those bags. I’m on the top floor of a 5 story walk up but there are only 4 flights. Be polite. There are always Neanderthals who can’t say “Please & Thank You” but that just makes the choosing easier. First polite person who can take EVERYTHING gets it all. Happy Ded Turkey Day! Remember- bring BAGS, your People/kids, volunteers,BeBe’s kids, BAGS, a camel 🐪, your neighbors kids. This is a lotta stuff!!! Oh yeah, bring some bags! If you have any questions just ask. (Except about the pigs loin. I don’t wanna think about a pig out there running around without his loin. I still can’t bring myself to think about legless chickens.)
Photo of free Watches,Kids Stuff 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Watches,Kids Stuff 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Watches,Kids Stuff 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Watches,Kids Stuff 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
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Offer: Apple G5 laptop,Fabric 10031 (Hamilton Heights) Withdrawn - Ok, I’m on a tear; a medium personal crisis; some minimalist way of life/living videos on YouTube and I wanna try and get rid of as much stuff as I can. Even the cats if they don’t get a job. So yeah, a 19??/20?? Apple G4 laptop. Go ahead and laugh. Get it all out. When I wasn’t able to use my mini IPad because of the broken cord I got mighty desperate. Reached through a hoarder portal in the depths of my closet I found these computer/tablet relics. After electronically assaulting the G5 in numerous ways in came on and laffed at me. Then it turned itself off. True story. All of the million cords, cables and a possible gateway back to a place known as “old tech hell” are included. There’s a beautiful Asus (ASUS, not HEYZOOS, no no, not you Jesus) tablet hanging around here somewhere that is gorgeous with a so-called smudge proof screen. The screen is cracked though and it won’t come on. If I find it you can take that too. Just send me a pic please of the super clear screen after you’ve fixed it. I really liked using it. Lemme see, oh yes a bounty of mixed fabric samples that I rescued from a design firm. Mostly beauteous material and some ugly I mean “different” cuts, I tried to put them on my cats and they threw cat litter at me. USED cat litter. Anyhoo please come and get them. I even threw in a hot pink sparkly number of my own. There are some small pieces that are stunning and deserve to be seen. Pics are included in this post. 4 Restoration Hardware catalogues. If you like griege (gray and beige) elegant, depressed decor then you will enjoy these. Crystal chandeliers, leathered headboards, furnishings that are stunning but are screaming for some Mardi Gras carnival colors. Take these please. I am seriously looking for someone, anyone, to take everything I am offering. If these things stay here then I will just end up frittering them away again. So... 1 Apple G5 Laptop that will laff at you. I swear. 1 MIA w/cracked screen, refusing to come on. 1 bag of fabulous material that will set your design soul on fire. 4 Restoration Hardware catalogs in excellent condition begging for adoration. And some freaking color. There will be more. I live 4 blocks from the 145th St. Bwy local # 1 train. I am on the 5th floor of a walk up but there are only 4 flights. Manners, some decorum are required, not just grunts saying “ I want your stuff, where you at.” PLEASE come ASAP and take these things away. I Don’t call anyone and you can’t make me. Please & Thank You. HEy! I found the ASUS!! (Not HEYZOOS) HPuK
Photo of free Apple G5 laptop,Fabric 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Apple G5 laptop,Fabric 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Apple G5 laptop,Fabric 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Apple G5 laptop,Fabric 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
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Offer: 5 Handset 📞, Jewelry 10031 (Hamilton Heights) - 1. AT&T Phone System with 5 handsets. Dect 6.0.,Digital answering, caller ID, 100 name memory and a Partridge in a Pear Tree. In excellent condition and 2 of the handsets have never been used. Holey Moley don’t they look like their lining up for an attack? 2. Metal to the Metal Necklace and Earring Set-has never been worn. No I didn’t make that cheesy name up for it; I save that for my pets. From Avon. Box is old, jewelry is brand new. A correction; the Apple PowerBook is a G4, not a G5. Model #A1010. Lookit, when I offer laptops,tablets and such one hopes that it could be restored or upgraded. When I got it it worked great and now not so much. One could repair it or just use it as a learning tool. Or you can open that bad boy up and sell it’s secrets to the Ukraine. And snarkiness never gets you anywhere. Once again I’m hoping that these items and hopefully the bulk of the other items in earlier posts can be taken together. People don’t like leftovers so please take the not so popular stuff along with the “good stuff”.K? I live 4 blocks from the 145th St. Broadway local #1 I am on the 5th floor but there are only 4 flights. I never thought that this would have to be said but people don’t bring your babies and /or just a stroller hoping to cram 30 pounds of stuff (and frozen food) into your pockets. It won’t work! Unless you actually LIKE frozen cheese in your pocket. To each his/her own. I cannot help you up or down the steps. Bring your teen kids, your chihuahua, the neighbor hood watch, BeBe’s kids, the pork police or whoever can help you carry these things home. Bring your own bags. (Bring some for me too.) POLITENESS counts and we will both work out when you can come to collect. I don’t call people. Ever. Happy Ded Turkey Day! POLITENESS Please
Photo of free 5 Handset 📞, Jewelry 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free 5 Handset 📞, Jewelry 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free 5 Handset 📞, Jewelry 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free 5 Handset 📞, Jewelry 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
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Offer: Watches,Kids Stuff 10031 (Hamilton Heights) Gifted - It’s clear ‘em up and move ‘em out time. Magazines , books, a pound of stickers, ombré water bottles, dead (battery dead)but gorgeous watches, computer battery operated Tech Vac, more. Thinking about becoming a paramedic? This Brady book gives you a look see. Are you a diabetic? Gotta book and some Diabetic mags for you. Hot pink slippers, brand new Hush Puppies sueded shoes and these suckers run small so even though they’re a size 7.5 you need to have size 6-6.5 tootsies, a 5 pnd bag of spicy sausages, a 2 pnd bag of cheddar cheese, probably more. The navy blue non hush puppies tasseled shoes you see there are a regular size 9 as are the grey loafers. Can you come Today? Do you want EVERYTHING? Whelp, they’re all yours buckeroos! I’m in Hamilton Heights, 4 blocks from the 145th St. #1 Broadway local train. The food is frozen. You will need many,many bags and your army to carry those bags. I’m on the top floor of a 5 story walk up but there are only 4 flights. Be polite. There are always Neanderthals who can’t say “Please & Thank You” but that just makes the choosing easier. First polite person who can take EVERYTHING gets it all. Happy Ded Turkey Day!
Photo of free Watches,Kids Stuff 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Watches,Kids Stuff 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of free Watches,Kids Stuff 10031 (Hamilton Heights)
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Offer: Apt. Wide Liquidation -Harlem 10039 - I made you look, didn't I? So anyways the entire contents of the Queen Avon Ladies home are being liquidated. Stem to stern. From fore to aft. So much stuff it'll make your liver quiver and your bladder splatter. Stuff that would make yer tongue slap yur brains out. You'll have to be quikker than a fart in a fan factory Some stuff as useful as a steering wheel on a mule But not everything is as useless as a screen door on a submarine. There's a tree stump in a Louisiana swamp with a higher IQ.( I know, I just got carried away there for a minute) Where was I? Oh yes so for the first part of the free sale we have a glass and book bonanza. Wine decanters, a Martini pitcher with a glass stirrer! Bond called and wanted to know if you make house calls. Wine glasses in pretty pastels. Shot glasses, high ball thingies, enough glass-sir-ee to open your own bar. More! And the lady didn't even drink. Ok, some Coco Rico coconut rum on her B-day and you can even take home some seriously concentrated booze in unopened bottles. (I said the lady didn't drink!) Treat it like Kool-Aid where you just add water and canned fruit and share wit a friend for a cheap date. Books-(I wish I was a ) Star Jones autobio, James A.Michener.Patti Labelle Cook Book, Luther Van Dross Autobiography, much much more. You know, books that made toilet reading a sport. Lotta novels. I don't know novels. The books I read are where people get stabbed or make the best pies ever. There will also be clothes. Nice, older lady clothes. Stylish yet senior citizen-ish. She never bought junk so come and clothes shop for Grand Ma. Anty too. (Aunty? Antish?) Some nice shoes, boots, etc. Shoulder bags oh ma goodness this lady loved her pocketbooks! Cotton, knit mix nightgowns, tee shirts, more. These clothes are all in excellent shape. Clothing sizes are from med-large. Shoe/boot sizes from 9-9 1/2 half. The UPS guy knew her so well she adopted him and he ate Thanksgiving at our house FIRST. So there's a lot to go thru and then you leave. In a very short time, there will be queen sheet sets and pillowcases. blankets, spreads, comforters. etc. As I move stuff along more stuff will come out. Furniture, cassette tapes ( the round spooli things that made music, appliances.) Now, this is a 3 bedroom co-op so there is a lot of stuff. There are 4 elevators and the train is 2 blocks away and the # 102,#1 and #7 buses literally stop RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING!!!! Bring your own bags, boxes, wrapping paper for the glassware, kids to help carry, mule, mountain goats and since all of those shrub chewing goats (or were they sheep?Grouts? Greeps?) are unemployed until next summer they will work cheep. Don't bring the babies please- they drool and won't carry anything. If you have come to me or my moms house that must mean I like you so come on over. If you want everything go away. I don't hold stuff and please come when you say you will. MANNERS mean everything esp. since you will be in my mother's home. My Ipad mini is still ded because I still don't have a charger so no pics at this time sorry. And NO I still don't call people and you still can't make me. Please & Thank You. One last one-He smelled bad enuf to gag a maggot. Request: IPad Mini Adapter & Ch (Hamilton Heights) - Today I buried my iPad mini’s adapter & wire AND the surge protector that failed to protect & surge.(get it? Protect & Serve/surge? Well I think it’s witty 😜) Anyhoo now the mini can’t hold a charge (or won’t hold a charge) and I’m off the grid. I thought I was toast when the thing started sparking and burning. Luckily I thought I was rubber and figured that the charge would go right through me as I pulled the adapter out of the outlet. I now have a lightning bolt scar right on my big toe EXACTLY like Harry Potters, even if I am a muggle. I can’t go online for than a half an hour if that much. The power just runs out. Maybe the mini is toast too so I'm throwing it out to the universe that if anybody has an adapter, a monster surge protector/outlet, charger wire and dare I dream it an iPad mini or any kind of tablet I would more then appreciate it. UPDATE: If you have an iPad mini wire/ charging cable(?) I would gratefully accept that too. I read a lot now. I don’t like it. I cleaned my house. Like sweeping and mopping. I like that even less. I’m bored outta ma skull and have been looking out the window just waiting for something exciting to happen. I don’t know why; my paramedic days are over but I can scream directions and critiques to the responding units. Help me help myself. I’m chasing, catching and cuddling the cats. They hate it. I don’t care. I’m missing the news, cartoons, and Hoarders. Where will I get my inspiration to clean now? I talk to myself now. I mean I always did before but now I’m answering myself back. Nothing good can come from that. I’d truly appreciate any help. I can try and go anywhere me and my cane can take me. I’ll just load up on painkillers and charge ahead. A very gracious Please & Thank You. Uh ignore any hair or devil horns u may see on the facsimile of another Harry Potter lightening struck toe. Have a good night.
Photo of IPad Mini Adapter & Ch (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of IPad Mini Adapter & Ch (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of IPad Mini Adapter & Ch (Hamilton Heights)
Photo of IPad Mini Adapter & Ch (Hamilton Heights)
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Offer: Fabric Remnants Palooza 10031 - Palooza- the art of throwing a very drunken extravagant party with a plethora of friends. (as per the urban dictionary) Well, there'll be no booze here young lady/man. No even very strong cough syrup. ( not even Robitussin, the reason my nickname was "Robi" for quite some time. Even after the wheezing and hacking had long gone away. Bring a bottle (for, you know, ole times sake) and I'll tell you the tale. (the cats are shaking their heads vigorously. I don't know why- they weren't even living here back then. Maybe they read the Pet Parent Review about me from some of the kitty crumb snatchers who lived here years ago?) Anyhoo ( excuse ME, I mean I let Priest lick my banana's (hey HEY, get your mind outta the gutter) which then makes it HIS banana. When Sara lays on my pillow and her derriere is in my face I wait a few minutes then I spin her around like a roulette wheel 'til her bum is facing away from me) ( carry on) I went on a fabric spree at another fabric showroom. Lots and lots of lovely stuff and they were giving away stuff if it wasn't nailed to the wall and if it was nailed to the wall they were selling those items for extremely great prices. Some of the fabric I have are decent lengths and some fabric sample sizes, but the colors and designs are gorgeous. Silk blends, velvet burnout, rayon, all slippery kinds of material, some lace trim. some metallic rhinestony trim, buttons, etc. I'm still unpacking this stuff and laffing like a pirate counting her/his booty. So who wants some fabric? Like the last time, I would love to have everyone come around the same time so that no one person gets to choose from all the very pretty stuff. Like the short guy at a party who gets the ugly girl. Or vice versa. I mean yeah Andrew was short and GiGi wasn't ugly at all but the number of metal braces in her mouth made the alarms go off in an Airport if she was just pointed in the right direction. No tonsil hockey with that girl even on prom nite. Evenings might be good for a lot of people? Weekends too but don't get carried away. This stuff is gorge (as in gorgeous) but it's taking up space that has to be cleared for the next junket so I'm looking to move this stuff out ASAP. I'm in Hamilton Heights, 4 blocks from the 145th St. Bwy local line. I'm on the 5th floor but there are only 4 flights. I don't call people. Ever. I don't chase people either so if you say your gonna be here and you ain't then I will just move on to the next person. Bring a bag and if you don't then your nuts and you will have to leave.I can't have these cats around nutty people. Politeness counts and anything other than politeness gets deleted. This past weekend I was outta chocolate so I was dipping a tablespoon into a box of Salted Caramel Brownies. That's right, the dry mix didn't even make it into a bowl. Between that and binge-watching iZombie I was a happy kinda person. Doe's anybody know if they came out with that chocolate Robitussin yet?