Asparagus plant and loads of Bay leaves (Madeley TF7)

The asparagus plant needs somebody that knows what they're doing because I don't! It's very tall but very spindly and has produced asparagus in the past, albeit small.

I've just trimmed my laurel and it seems a shame to throw these leaves away. I have plenty for cooking - maybe you can use them?

Collection from Madeley TF7 please, and I beg you, please only respond if you plan on taking either or both!! Too many people don't show....

       
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