Nearly new harlequin handbag (Stirling FK7)

Harlequin pattern handbag / shoulder bag. Strap can be swapped. Photos are of each side.

Nothing wrong with it.

Her Ladyship says "It's too big".

(Too big? A handbag? Who knew that was a thing? It looked right to me for a purse, keys, Filofax, e-book reader, paperback, ticket holder, travel tissues, basic toolkit, specs, spare specs, driving specs, sun specs, specs repair kit, emergency knickers, mobile, mobile charger, other mobile, other mobile charger, some sweets in their wrappers, some sweets not in their wrappers, a lighter in case someone who smokes needs a light, more tissues, mini first aid kit, travel tickets, work keys, anything I can't be bothered carrying in my pockets and a chip supper. You know, usual handbag stuff.)