Goose-neck floor stand for iPad (Porter Square)

Duck, Duck, Goose! It's a goose-necked height-adjustable floor stand, for holding an iPad. Please do not ask me what kind of iPad, I honestly don't know. The box says "2nd-4th Generation", make of that what you will. It is free, and in its original box and packaging. Whoever commits to picking it up soonest can claim it. You will probably need a car, as it is a tall package (not a pun).
Do NOT email me that you really really want it, and it will change your life because this will be perfect for your aunt's accordion solo gig, you are just waiting to hear back from your roommate's sister's cousin who you think might lend you their coal-powered Delorian/moped/electrified scooter as soon as they get back from avenging their marmoset's father's unfortunate death in Denmark, which they swear will only take a couple days, and then you promise you'll be right over, as long as it is between 1:27pm and 3:49 on alternate Thursdays, and oh wait, you live in Athol and only visit Cambridge when the moon is in its first quarter, for reasons of health and safety. This item is not for you.