Okay, I know this sounds weird. I had back surgery a few weeks ago, and I was preparing myself for the worst circumstances. I bought several things that one should buy if you're not allowed to bend or twist, or simply can't do those things. As it turned out, my surgery went very smoothly, I had no pain afterward, and I wasn't told not to twist or turn.
So, I had bought this set of tools that are advertised for people who are recovering from back surgery or similar surgeries, or people who simply can't twist around. I had taken them out of their packaging. But they have never been used. I hope there's someone out there who is able to use them! The set contains a butt wiper, a butt washer, and a bottle that can be used as sort of a mini-douche.
Smoke-free home. Quick pick-up appreciated.