Never used but very old Epson Stylus CR20UX colour and black & white printer - only opened to make sure it really is a printer as opposed to stuff to sort out. Literally all it needs to make it look like it's just been bought brand new is a bit of wide tape to reseal the top again! I've got no idea if you can still get ink cartridges for it or even what sort it takes, but it's free to a good home!
A great Yule gift that hasn't cost you a penny maybe?
Please let me know the soonest you can reliably come to pick it up.