Daft Amount Of New Trainer Socks (Glapwell)

These are mostly new and I guess I should explain my OCD footwear collection and why "mostly new".

I only wanted the black ones but they were sold in sets of blue, grey and black. I just put the other colours at the bottom knowing I would never wear them but I had paid good money therefore they were stored "just in case". Lack of space now forces a life review of my choices.

Looking back, I think my choice of brand loyalty was a bit unhealthy and I should have tried other brands before getting into a committed relationship with Donay but the longer you sleep with them the harder it is to shake them off.

We went everywhere from dusk till dawn and have been together through thick and thin until holes appeared in our relationship. She never ran from me, in fact always ran with me and I always knew what was afoot (it was the thing below the ankle).

My mid-life crisis now makes me want to try something different, possibly younger, a little less saggy and doesn’t smell of feet. I am now cruising the usual places where they hang out and flashing my cash to get my needs met. Some might say I should stick with what I have but it will take too much work to fix the issues.

So in short, I noticed a few pairs in the pile had been washed, not sure why but I can guarantee way more new than suspected used.

There might be a run on these socks so I suggest replying quickly.

Thanks in advance

Big Al (previously average-sized Al before I started taking comfort in food)