Jeans in BAD condition (SW11)

Requesting a pair of jeans in absolutely abysmal physical condition (but clean please), so bad that they cannot conceivably be given to charity shops or put on freecycle. Holes are fine, just any pair of jeans of any size that should probably have been recycled long ago.

Why? I intend to cut it into a guitar strap! But I don't want to use something that could plausibly still be worn by someone.

If you have something that matches this description, please let me know.
Thanks!

I spend time between two locations hence the crossposting. I am often in NW11, not just SW11.
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