Nylon stocking or tights. (Penrith CA11)

Hi ladies, has anyone got any nylons or tights about to be thrown out. These are ideal for filling with cow or horse manure and placing in a water barrel to make excellent plant food. If you feel a little embarrassed handing over these items to a man you could leave them anonymously at the back door of the Old Fire Station next to the hospital Penrith. Thank you.