Lego X Wing Fighter. (Grays RM17)
C3PO (not my postcode) here, Master Luke has deserted, (hence the empty cockpit....Oh dear...he must hate space travel) and I have an opportunity to get rid of that annoying R2! What's that R2? ......oh, it's the kettle whistling........ This is not a Jedi mind trick, my master has instructed me to give away his Lego X Wing fighter as he needs the space (Space? Ha-Ha Master!) Due to the twin suns of Tatooine there are signs of yellowing ( The "Brain of Tatooine" left the model parked between missions near a sunny window for years. ) Rebel Technicians assure me the yellowed parts can be replaced however, if the new owner wishes to contact Master Lego and part with the appropriate credits. Some minor dust is evident, from the desert sand....... er, human dust. Nothing a damp cloth will not fix - do not use Master Sheen. I will disarm the twin Lego firing cannons , as I do not wish any Rebels to hurt themselves (against my programming.) The wing sweep mechanism is fully functional, no battle damage. Do not let Imperial forces, or that pesky Jawa mob (not the motorcycle brand) get their hands on this! Only genuine Rebels need apply! If demand is high my Master will draw names of applying Rebels from a bucket (Droids don't wear hats!) Cannot keep this to May the 4th, however, and the successful Rebel must collect, or send his droid. Located at Central Grays , not Yavin. Genuine giveaway, don't have any bad feelings about this! It's NOT a trap! Any mission questions, please ask.
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