'Ello, Punters! Just come on to the lot "for disposal" is this fine 2017 Lego H.A.W. Originally one of a pair, known to " Er Indoors" an' me as "Scott and Gary" (The Walker Bruvvers.) Oops - showing me age there. This vintage ("A long time ago, in a Ford Galaxy from far, far away) example features opening doors, moveable legs and firing guns. (Disarmed- cos as King 'arold said in 1066 "careful, you could 'ave an eye out wiv that!" ) Spare ammo stored in the not very roomy interior of the vehicle. Low mileage (It ain't walked far!) No spare wheel (Duh!) No crew, all flogged on Ebay for a nice little earner. Sold to me by a hoighty-toighty golden geezer and his rolling, whistling dustbin (sandwich short of a picnic, if you ask me, kept talking about an Austin Princess and saying "she's here, she's here," according to golden boy. I ain't even SEEN a Princess on my lot.) Back to business, this must be the GL version of the original Walker, except there ain't any windscreen wipers or heated front screen. It's only available in battleship grey, apparently. Good luck getting this serviced, too bloomin' tall for most garages. At least the makers do a decent parts service. Given away as seen (breaks me 'art, Squire.) Central Grays. No dodgy geezers with masks, capes, and heavy breathing need apply. Already had an enquiry from some weird chancer, called "Kylo Ren" or summat like that. He ain't having it - no way, Pedro! What planet is 'e from?

Lego "First Order" Heavy Assault Walker. (Grays RM17)