Loads of telephone leads, splitters and ADSL filters (Stirling FK7)

A really long telephone extension lead. A whole bunch of leads from telephone to wall socket. 3 telephone socket splitters. At least 8 ADSL filters.

Accumulated over the years, gaining more with every house move.

(Oh, and if you're a confused young person, once upon a time telephones had to be connected to the wall with a piece of wire and you actually could not take them with you when you went out. And they did not play games, nor take photos. Weird, eh? However did we cope?)