Fake Hawk-Birds stay away (Cathedral Heights)

So the birds of my neighborhood thought my car was the rolls royce of all toilets. They loved my car!! I tried everything to get rid of them and finally bought this fake hawk. I put it on top of my car---and my bird p...... problem stopped. Now I sold my car, so I am offering it to the community. Do not use it in national parks, wilderness areas, or anywhere birds are wanted or where we are trying to keep the ecosystem natural. It's 17 inches tall and I left it in my trunk. I don't have porch pickup because I live in a coop. There are places I can leave it, but this goes to someone who is willing to let me talk to them or text so that we can figure out the best way to transfer. I will check responses in about a week and pick the one I like.