Bongard Cheese (Ward 1, Park View, NW, DC)

I have a friend who is given copious amounts of this cheese and so she gives them to away to anyone who wants them including me and my family. I was given three and I kept one. There is no way we can eat all of this cheese. We'll be constipated eating all of this cheese. 😄😄😄 First Come, First Served.