Behold, the free cabinet you never knew you needed!

Works in the living room or the bedroom (it’s basically a double agent).

Bottom shelves: ideal for books, trinkets, or your darkest secrets.

TWO doors that open and close — cutting-edge technology at its finest.

And wait for it… one shelf has its very own LIGHT! Yes, finally, your ornaments can stop sulking in the shadows and live their best celebrity lives.

Perfect for displaying, storing, or just bragging:
“Check out my spotlight cabinet — it was FREE!”

Collect today before it starts auditioning for Broadway.

Measurements (approx, but gloriously precise):

Height: 178 cm — tall enough to see over most humans in a crowd.

Length: 100 cm — a perfect metre of pure cabinet real estate.

Width: 22 cm — slim, elegant, and able to squeeze into places most wardrobes can only dream of.

Fair Chance Policy: I’ll wait before choosing a recipient to give more people a chance to reply.

🌟 Cabinet of Mystery & Wonder (Arlesey - SG15)