Free stereo system that’s been bringing the boom since back when CDs were king.

Two mighty speakers that will rattle your ornaments (in a loving way).

CD player on top – works intermittently, so it’s like a game of chance: will your disc play or will it spin for dramatic effect?

Buttons galore, including one marked Function (still not sure what that is, but it feels powerful).

A volume knob so big it could steer a ship.

BONUS: You can even attach an iPhone (old-school aux vibes) — so yes, your playlists can join the party too.

Perfect for:

Reliving the 90s one half-working CD at a time.

Annoying the neighbours with dad rock and Spotify.

Impressing hipsters who think “vintage audio” is exotic.

Pick it up before it forms a boyband and goes on tour.

🎶 Retro Party Machine (Arlesey - SG15)