Skis (Buxton Central SK17)

Be ready for the upcoming Arctic Armageddon (or whatever the hysterical clickbait media are calling it this year) with this handy pair of skis and carry bag. These are short, I believe intended for taking by plane. Act quickly before WXCharts colour everything on their forecast maps under 30C in shocking blue to scare the little children. Fridge underneath also available (see separate post) in case manmade climate change means you're a little short of snow (but you'll struggle to fit in even without the skis on).