Fast food cooker for snails (Bracknell Forest RG12)

Find yourself burning things? No sooner than you've twiddled the knob, your food is ready or burnt? Let me help you.

Say goodbye to instant food gratification. Say goodbye to burnt food. Learn the art of food planning for your future. Forget the instant, this makes food for your future. Fling the ingredients in. Add water. Turn it on and sit back and relax, listen to the melodies of your rumbling belly and appreciate your belt getting looser as you wait. And wait. And wait. Hours later - your fast is over! The food is ready! Enjoy.

You are not limited to cooking food for snails, or embarking on Escargot Cuisine.

Slow cooker in great condition and working order. Capacity over 4 Litres. You know you want it.

Disclaimer: The description of this item in this post does not align with the manufacturer's description. Claims of belt slackening may be exaggerated.