Ironing board: dramatic collapse (Enfield N21)

My ironing board has officially rage-quit existence. One minute it was upright, then mid-press it was playing dead on the kitchen floor.

I’m now in the market for a stable, replacemen, ideally one that can withstand children who insist on hovering nearby, treating ironing time as a spectator sport or a live physics experiment.

I already have a good reusable cover, so I just need the board itself: sturdy, dependable, and upright :-)