🐾 Cadillac of Cat Litter Boxes (Orleans)

My cat has decided she is far too important for this state‐of‐the‐art litter box with a built‐in sifter tray. Apparently, she now requires something more “boutique,” “spa‐like,” or “emotionally supportive.” I don’t know. She won’t return my emails.
✨ Features include:
- A sifter tray that separates the good from the… not good
- A base that has only been mildly judged by a cat
- The faint aura of a pet who believes she deserves a throne
Condition: Excellent, because my cat refused to use it out of principle
🎁 Bonus: Comes with the satisfaction of knowing you’re giving this perfectly functional box the loving, appreciative home it deserves
If your cat is less dramatic than mine, this could be their new favourite bathroom. First come, first rescued.

If you want it sassier, sweeter, or more absurd, I can spin up another version.

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