Wood off-cuts, mdf, cabinet panels (Bromley BR2)

I've been hoarding wood off cuts for many years, convinced that one day I would build a palace with them. That day never came. I am now parting with these beloved bits of mdf of varying thickness, some left over veneer chipboard panels from our new kitchen (Howden sage allenden green oh yes). Please collect them all, anytime, to add to your own collection of off-cuts. The gloves are there for scale, you can't have them.