Grandpa's Fat, Ugly Neckties (NW LV / Centennial Hills)

Do you have some of Dad’s, Uncle’s, Grandpa’s, Great Grandpa’s, etc. old neckties lurking in the back of your closet because you haven’t gotten around to making a trip to the Goodwill, Deseret Industries, etc. to donate them elsewhere?
Let me at ‘em! I love wearing those the old, ugly pattern, wide ties that look like someone hunted down and shot a 1970’s sofa, skinned it and turned it into a necktie. If you have any laying around collecting dust, I would really appreciate you letting me give your good condition (e.g. no stains, odors, etc.) old ties a chance to shine in the light of day again.
If you are willing, I would really love to hear your favorite memory about whomever wore the tie(s) before so I can brag about how awesome they were when someone inevitably asks about the tie I am wearing :)
Thanks in advance - I hope to hear from you!