Reversible red padded gilet / body warmer, size Small (Tunbridge Wells N. TN4)

A red padded gilet in size Small - the sleeveless sort, for that stretch of autumn when your arms are perfectly happy but your torso has started writing letters of complaint.

Grey-navy panels across the shoulders, a funnel collar you can retreat into, full zip backed up by a row of press studs for when the zip is not enough of a commitment, two side pockets, and a drawcord hem so it stays where you put it.

It is also reversible. Turn it inside out and it works perfectly well the other way round, which makes it technically two gilets, and means that should you spill something down the front, you have exactly one get-out-of-jail card before anyone notices.

Honestly described: it has been worn, and the red has drifted from "pillar box" towards "respectable brick". No rips, no tears, nothing missing, zip and studs all working. It will keep you warm. It will not turn heads, which for a body warmer is arguably the correct result.

Collection from Tunbridge Wells.