Large Boltcutters. (Grays RM17)

Good condition about 29 inches long, could do with some oil or WD40. Bought to cut my wife's toenails , but were not up to the job. Don't tell her I said that or I will ----TOO LATE AAAAGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!! Seriously, bought to cut the wires of a folding old double divan bed so I could get it down the stairs in 2 pieces unaided.. That was 10 years ago, sadly never needed since. Could have done with them when wife padlocked me in a cage (Have I offended you?) but were not in reach. Before my wife hits me with them, please take them! Central Grays. PS I am alright, told A&E the cat scratched me, after I fell down stairs and walked into a door, thanks for asking.