So I bought a new mattress now that my old mattress reached the age of majority. I couldn't risk it turning sentient and ousting me from my flat. Cue the lovely new "DS Living Reve Jasper Memory Foam Mattress - Single". This would have been great.

Unfortunately though this mattress is described as "medium firm" their idea of medium is a lot less medium than mine and I found Jasper (for short) just too firm for me. I slept on Jasper for only a few nights, protected by a lot of bedding, until I could get a new new mattress, this time with springs. Jasper as you can see is a combined foam and memory foam mattress all wrapped up in a nice zipper cover and, aside from those few nights, very nearly new and definitely unsullied by any spilled Ribena or pets (I have none of either). Jasper fully embraces the springless ethos and promises a lovely sleep for someone who likes a firmer mattress than I do. Me, with my side-sleeping ways.

I currently have Jasper wrapped in a nice clear mattress bag and awaiting collection to a firmer-mattress-loving home. Any time in the week except for Wednesday morning would work; evenings too if you'd like. I am not super mobile so I can't help you wrangle Jasper to your transport / mule team / squad of stevedores, but I can get the thing out of the fortunately downstairs flat. Equally fortunately, Jasper is fairly flexible and goes around corners without too much persuasion. I'm not sure how that translates to car boots.

Please give me at least a day to arrange your collection, because I need to know in advance and Jasper doesn't like surprises.

DS Living Reve Jasper Memory Foam Mattress - Single (Blacon CH1)