I have a nutjob relative who is so into conspiracy theories and believing global warming is a mind-control experiment created by the woke media elite that he buys Bags for Life each and every time he goes shopping, just to prove a point. I'm guessing that once Greta Thunberg hears that he spends 30p per bag just to get at her, she'll be absolutely gutted and pack it in trying to save the polar bears. Not only that but he then passes them all onto me since he knows how much I hate waste. I'm assuming this re-use of conspiracy fuelled anger is ironic, given that this is the only time he recycles anything.
Now obviously, I'm such a planet-hugging libtard that I only use tote bags and I've now run out of uses for so many used once Bags for Life. This bag has maybe 30 or 40 in it, each one carefully folded up and put away by me. That's a LOT of 30p plastic bags. So come on somebody, please come and taken them away before I end up with a whole bin liner full of them!