A chamber pot/guzzunder (Broadstone BH18)

This is a clean tidy chamber pot which came to us as a plant in a pot won as a raffle prize. Sadly there is a single slight crack part way down the side which makes it unsuitable for its intended use. It could be an interesting ornament, spare toilet roll holder or you could use it for odd jobs you intend to do which warrant the title "crackpot". We are in Broadstone and if you are potty about having this, please reply.