Miracle Thaw 1003@ (Hamilton Heights 10031)

Ok, I had to pick myself up off the floor with this one. This is the ASOTV Miracle Thaw Tray.
You put whAtever you want to thaw in a super short time on this tray. It's goes for $80 on Amazon.
Seriously? It's about 14in long and mAybe 10in on the side. It's metal like with nubs on the bAck for feet. This wasn't mine. I just usually beat whAtever is frozen into defrosted submission.
Please come get this thing so I can stop laffing.
I'm 4 blocks 's from the 145th St. trAin station
I am on the 5th floor but there are only 4 flights
Be polite in your requests.
My phone is dead and I'm using a Kindle that's dying too. It doesn't take pics.
Please and Thank You

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