Pants/shorts for dirty work (Kitchener)

3 jeans, 3 shorts - all have 4+ proper size pockets.

Have paint or other stains on them. Have been washed.
Yes, the one was lovingly patched with a unicorn.

Flat measure waist 17-18 1/2"
Sizes claim to be around 36" waist.
Length around 30" inseam for pants. Shorts are longer mid thigh/above the knee styles.

I no longer have a job that destroys clothing, so I'm not going to get to wear these out myself.