Friendly Farmyard Puppet (Haywards Heath RH16)

Would anyone like to give this friendly animal a new home and a purpose in life? He (or it might be a she) has been lodging with me for many years, doing absolutely nothing. She (or it may be a he) says, “I’m one of those puppets where you put your arm up through my body section, and into my head, so you can make my head and mouth move. I have lost one eye, but it is probably replaceable. I have been living with this woman for many years, mostly inside a drawer, with an occasional trip outside...outside of the drawer that is... but what I REALLY want to do is find a new role in life, maybe as an entertainer, where I can achieve my full potential.”
So there you are, folks. Would anyone like to help this poor creature find their true role in life? Please?

       
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