Remote Shitter Release (Hell's Kitchen)

Yesterday's photo technology today! Want to snap your camera's shutter from a different zip code? This rare device will let you do it from as far as five feet away! Even has a locking screw to ultra-long exposures. Has a million other uses if only someone can figure out what they are. Serious inquiries only please--you get ONE shot at this and then I dump you. Got it? Easy Midtown pickup. Morning, almost any day.