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Free: Unopened Magnesium Glycinate (Hell's Kitchen) See label close-up for quantity and dosage. Expiration: 2028 (small jar has no date; such dates are largely meaningless anyway). I have all this stuff because wife and I both ordered it--but without informing each other. Hence the vast surplus. PLEASE NOTE: If you want them, remember that I accept serious inquiries only. That means 1. Your cell phone number is a MUST. If you’re going to wet your pants because I’m asking for your digits, forget it, OK? I won’t respond to you. 2. I’m easily available in Midtown, most days, most times. So convenient, right? BUT once we agree on a pickup day/time you will keep to it. NO changes allowed. I don’t have time for dilatory nonsense, shilly-shallying, wool-gathering or lollygagging. You get the One Shot, and that’s it. OK? And if you respond without having read thus far, that's just TFB.

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Free: T. Mafi's 6-Novel Series, Complete (Hell's Kitchen) Expired All 6 in large-format paperback, like-new condition. NOW READ THIS: If you want them, remember that I accept serious inquiries only. That means 1. Your cell phone number is an absolute MUST. If you’re going to wet your pants because I'm asking for your digits, forget it, OK? I won't trouble myself to reply. 2. I’m easily available in Midtown, most days, most times. So convenient, right? BUT once we agree on a pickup day/time you will keep to it. NO changes allowed. I don’t have time for dilatory nonsense, shilly-shallying, wool-gathering or lollygagging. You get the one shot, OK? OK.

30d

Free: Glass Beverage Dispenser w/Spigot (Hell's Kitchen) Gifted Clear glass, gray metal stand. Clean and apprently never used. Capacity: about 1.5 gallons of liquids alcoholic or non-, which makes it patio-perfect and barbecue-ready. Important: If you want this item, remember that I accept serious inquiries only. That means: 1. Your cell phone number is an absolute MUST. If you’re going to wet your pants because some stranger is asking for your digits, forget it, OK? 2. I’m easily available in Midtown, most days, most times. So convenient, right? BUT once we agree on a pickup day/time you will keep to it. NO changes allowed. I don’t have time for dilatory nonsense, shilly-shallying, wool-gathering or lollygagging. You get the one shot, OK? OK.

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31d

Request: Shelf standards and brackets (Hell's Kitchen) Expired 3 or 4 standards (the strips that screw to the wall) and a dozen or so of brackets. Standards should be abut 4' tall, the brackets about 10".

32d

Free: Tall Bamboo Shoe Rack (Hell's Kitchen) Expired Just what you see here: packed in a box you can fit under your arm but expands in 30 seconds to 4' tall. 9x9" shelves. Lightly varnished natural. bamboo tone. Weighs about 2 lb. Complete instructions provided--read 'em! If you want this item, remember that I accept serious inquiries only. That means 1. Your cell phone number is an absolute MUST. (No number, no response--got it?) If you’re going to wet your pants because some stranger is asking for your digits, forget it, OK? 2. I’m easily available in Midtown, most days, most times. So convenient, right? BUT (and this is a major BUT) once we agree on a pickup day/time you will keep to it. NO changes allowed. I don’t have time for dilatory nonsense, shilly-shallying, wool-gathering or lollygagging. You get the One Shot, OK? OK.

32d

Free: Fountain Pens (Hell's Kitchen) Gifted Don't get too excited, as these are nothing special. They will apply ink to paper, but they're really just some cheap-o knockoffs of the famous Lamy Safari model. Propbably made in some Chinese political prison or a Uyghur Re-Education Camp, they will fool no one. If you want them, remember that I accept serious inquiries only. That means 1. Your cell phone number is an absolute MUST. If you’re going to wet your pants because some stranger is asking for your digits, forget it, OK? 2. I’m easily available in Midtown, most days, most times. So convenient, right? BUT once we agree on a pickup day/time you will keep to it. NO changes allowed. I don’t have time for that dilatrory nonsen se, shilly-shallying, wool-gathering or lollygagging. You get the one shot, OK? OK.

33d

Free: 3 New Brother Drum Cartridges (Hell's Kitchen) Expired If interested, read this carefully: Brother laser printers use 2 kinds of cartridge: toner and drum. The drum cartridge, which costs a lot more than the toner, usually has to be replaced after 5 or 6 toners have run out. Drums are what I’m offering. The second photo has a list of printers that will take them. If you want them, remember that I accept serious inquiries only. That means 1. Your cell phone number is an absolute MUST. If you’re going to wet your pants because some stranger is asking for your digits, forget it, OK? 2. I’m easily available in Midtown, most days, most times. So convenient, right? BUT once we agree on a pickup day/time you will keep to it. NO changes allowed. I don’t have time for that dilatrory nonsen se, shilly-shallying, wool-gathering or lollygagging. You get the one shot, OK? OK.

33d

Free: Small Wooden Cabinet (Hell's Kitchen) Expired Walnut veneer, excellent condition. 33x25"x12". Sturdily built, so you'll need a cart to haul it away. Easy Midtown pickup, elevator building, any day, ALMOST any time but mornings preferred. Serious inquiries only, please. (I've had my fill of people who request then disappear or constantly change plans, or can't show up on time. I've also has my fill of dopes who, despite seeing the dimensions shown above, show up with flimsy shopping carts. NO WAY! An honest-to-god LUGGAGE cart is required.

34d

Free: Wine Sacks of Picnickers (Hell's Kitchen) Gifted They hold about a quart each. Food-grade plastic. You don't HAVE to put wine in them ;l they'll take any potable liquid. Try Ovaltine; what do I care? What I DO care aabout is serious inquiries ONLY. Your phone number is a must. I'm available in Midtown most days, most time but prefer morning pick-ups. WSe;ll agrfee on a day/time and you will stick to it. Got itg?

34d

Free: Top-Drawer Ikea Pill;ows (Hell's Kitchen) Gifted These pillows were supposed to be the answer to if not my prayers at least to my problem sleeping deeply and well. No such luck! ( I’ve moved on, still experimenting.) There are two—one totally unused (my wife rejected it out of hand)—the other used just enough to prove it wasn’t the solution. They measure 16” x 24’ x 5’ approximatgely. Medium firmness. There’s a thin side for side-sleepers and a thick side for back sleepers. Pillow slips (white) included. Easy Midtown pickup from a smoke-free, pet-free, fancy-free house. Available most hours most days. BUT serious inqwuiries only, please. Once we agree on day/time, that is IT: You MUST stick to it. No back-and-forthing, no changes of day or time. No excuses. You make an appointment, you keep it.

54d

Free: Boh Chic Table (Hell's Kitchen) Expired Actually it's a farmer-built table made late 19th or early 20th Century; acquired mid-1960s in the Hudson Valley, New York. 23-3/4 "x 25" x 18-1/2". Center drawer 11" wide. Made of pine or similar softwood. Shows hard service but remains strong and serviceable. I want this gone PRONTO. Easy Midtown pickup from elevator building, available most times most days. Serious inquiries only please: Once we agree on a day and time I insist that you stick to it. Bring a cart.

55d

Free: Wrist Braces, L & R, Gray, Medium (Hell's Kitchen) Expired Used but good condition and freshly laundered in anticipation of your adoption. NOTE: You MUST provide your phone number. No phone? I'll ignore your request. Got that? OK, then. Easy Midtown pickup, elevator bldg, almost any time but prefer mornings 8-10. Almost any day OK also,. BUT once you and I agree on a pickup you will not change it. You will not be early. You will not be late. You will hew to the golden rule: When someone is doing you a favor, make things easy for him. If that is too much for you, please don't apply.

97d

Free: Like-New Wedge Pillow (Hell's Kitchen) Gifted Wedge pillows are NOT just for weekend-long Netflix binges. They can alleviate your acid reflux and GERD, snoring and sleep apnea. Also good for improving circulation, back/neck pain relief, and recovery after surgery, so SOMEBODY out there must need this. It’s gray and white. 22” wide x 22” deep x 11” high at the back end. Firm and supportive, like your Mom. It’s yours free IF you follow the rules: 1. Your phone number is an absolute MUST. I hate e-mail. 2. You will suggest a few pick-up days/times, and once we agree on one, you will stick to it—no changes, none—and be on time. You will remember the Golden Rule: Never make it hard for someone to do you a favor. OK? The above is what is meant by ‘serious inquiries only.’ That said: easy pick-up al most any day, almost any time, but mornings 7-10 preferred. Location is 360 W. 36th St. Midtown Manhattan, between 8th & 9th Aves. On arrival you will phone me at 347 836 0348 and I will buzz you in. See how easy?

98d

Free: Black Office Desk Chair (Hell's Kitchen) Gifted Lightly used; no damage, scars or scuffs. 24” wide at the armrests; adjustable height; hideous headrest easily removable (even a Millennial could do it). Ventilated nylon (?) mesh fabric provides non-stick seating in the worst humidity. Easy midtown pickup from elevator building. NOW HEAR THIS: I’m offering pickup almost any day, almost any time: 8AM to 10PM. Nice, huh? But I’m a cranky old SOB, so believe me when I say that once we agree on a day and time, you WILL stick to it. You WILL be on time—not early, not late, but on time. You will NOT change day OR time. If you do, you’ll be dismissed with prejudice. On that understanding, serious persons are free to apply.

117d

Free: Vintage Italian Ceiling Light (Hell's Kitchen) Gifted Glass shade, 19" diameter w/9' cord. Smooth exterior, frosted inside. Read all of the following: Serious inquiries only, please, and include your phone number (a must).. Easy midtown pick up from elevator bldg, almost any day, almost any time. But--please--once we agree on day/time you will STICK TO IT and NOT be late. OK? I've had enough dithherers and flakes.

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173d

Request: Window Box (Hell's Kitchen) Expired Any color, new or used, 2-, 3- or 4-feet long. Must be within easy reach of subway.

316d

Free: Wooden Cabinet & Bookcases (Hell's Kitchen) Expired Cabinet w\sliding doors measures 33H x 25 x 12"D. The others are 55H x 24w x 10D and 24H x 22W x 12D. (Each of the bookcases comes with and extra shelf.) Best pickup times are mornings 7-10, any day but afternoon/evening are possible. Easy pickup in Midtown Manhattan. Serious inquiries only, please. If you can't pick a day and time and stick to it, please don't waste my time. Likewise if your interest is merely 'kinda might sorta possibly want' this or that item.

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336d

Free: Gray, 16 lb Weighted Blanket (Hell's Kitchen) Gifted The shortest-lived fad of the young century, the Weighted Blanket died largely because of inconvenience and expense. Clumsy and hard to store, it also cost plenty. It did, as promised, keep your warm and its weight did simulate a comforting hug, but it nevertheless didn't take off. This freebie is a clean, little-slept-under 16-pounder from a Duty-free, gluten-free, fancy-free home. NOW HEAR THIS: To claim, you MUST provide a phone number and answer or promptly return calls. You must pick a day and time range and STICK TO IT. No changes, no second chances. Pickup is easy any morning in Midtown

355d

Free: Mid-size Sliding-Door Cabinet (Hell's Kitchen) Expired 33"H x 25" W x 12" D. Dark wood veneer over the usual chipboard core. Clean, no damage, little used. You'll need a cart, a bungee cord and a little muscle--it's kind of heavy (& physical disability means I can't help you). NOW HEAR THIS: You must provide a phone number and respond quickly to my calls, in any. You must be specific as to day and time and STICK TO IT. You will NOT be late or I'll cancel you. Sorry to be so cranky but I have been screwed, ghosted and inconvenienced too many times, so NO changes accepted.

358d

Free: Remote Shitter Release (Hell's Kitchen) Expired Yesterday's photo technology today! Want to snap your camera's shutter from a different zip code? This rare device will let you do it from as far as five feet away! Even has a locking screw to ultra-long exposures. Has a million other uses if only someone can figure out what they are. Serious inquiries only please--you get ONE shot at this and then I dump you. Got it? Easy Midtown pickup. Morning, almost any day.

1y

Request: Yogurt Jars (Hell's Kitchen) Expired Ceramic or Glass, Qui brand or La Fermiere

1y

Free: Black Leather Case (Hell's Kitchen) Expired Black leather. Approx 9"x 3-3/4x 3-3/4 inches. Silvery clasp on front below embossed heraldic arms. Original the presentation case for a bottle of a new Swedish gin. Happily, the product name is NOT on the case. To claim you must provide a phone number (and pick up). Easy pick-up in Midtown. You MUST pickup when you say you will.

1y

Free: Wrist Braces (Hell's Kitchen) Expired Never used. Size small--quite small. Tight elastic fit. From duty-free, fancy-free home. Serious inquiries only, please. Your phone number a MUST--don't make me ask for it. We'll agree on day/time for pickup and you will stick to it. No second chances. Got it?

1y

Request: Speakers for Computer (Hell's Kitchen) Expired Desperately seeking soothing melodies from music-quality speakers for my computer. Classical music, that is. Wired or not, doesn't matter. Nice sound does. My old speakers are crackling and blacking out, and so I am made to suffer. Am pretty flexible re pick-up times.

1y

Free: White-Noise Sleep Machine (Hell's Kitchen) Expired READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END, PLEASE. Homedics Model HDS-2000B whote-noise generator blots out traffic noises etc. for better sleep; also plays gently falling rain, surf, rain-forest sounds. Easily adjustable, works all night long, unlike cheap devices that shut down after just a few hours. Measures 9" x 8" x 4" and comes w/plug-in hook-up thing. WANT IT? Them keep in mind that if you don't send your phone and answer when I call, I'll forget to respond to you. Easy pick-up in Midtown: most days, 8-10AM. ay 3 days when you can come, then I'll choose and you will stick to it, OK?

1y

Free: Women's Yoga Mat (Hell's Kitchen) Expired Yoga-mat wide, yoga-mat long, yoga-mat pink. Unrolls, then rolls up again--how about that? From gluten-free, pet-free fancy-free home. Claimants MUST provide phone number--one you pick up. Easy Midtown pickup. The Downside? Whatever you agree to you have to stick to. No second chances here, sorry.

1y

Free: Sets of Casters (Hell's Kitchen) Expired Do NOT reply unless you have read the entirety of this listing. I will ignore such requests. Ideal for cabinet-maker or DIY fanatic. Mostly black, mostly new or newish, various sizes. Please read with care the following: PHOTO 1, TOP TO BOTTOM New, 2” blue wheels. Screw mounted. 2 have locks to prevent movement. Set of 5 new or near new stem casters, 2” wheels. Set of 4,1-3/4” wheels, new or near new. Set of 4, 1” wheels, new or near new. Two of them lock. PHOTO 2, TOP TO BOTTOM Set of 4, 2” wheels Another set of 4, 2” wheels Set of 4, 1” wheels Note: 1. Stem casters CAN be used just as they are but for heavy use—lots of rolling ‘em around here and there—you may need STEM SOCKETS. Enter that in your browser to see that they’re cheap, readily available from many etailers in all sizes. 2. Sizes are my best guess; may be off by 1/4 ”—but they’re standard sizes, so that shouldn’t matter. PREFERENCE TO SOMEONE TAKING ALL. No cherry-picking. Serious requests only please. That means you're able to say exactly when you'll come for them--and stick to it. Easy Midtown pickup near Penn Station: any day, 8 to 6. You must provide a phone number (one that you answer).

1y

Free: Capacious Lapdesk (Hell's Kitchen) Gifted Expansive 15" x 23" with 17" x 10" tapered pad on underside. Light in weight despite size. Ink stain at lower right, otherwise in vg condition. (It's just too big for me.) From a gluten-free, duty-free, fancy-free home. To claim, you MUST provide a phone number AND reply immediate. You must say when you;'re coming and stick to it. Easy pick-up in Midtown Manhattan, almost any day/time.

1y

Free: Geometric Area Rug (Hell's Kitchen) Gifted Muted multi-color design in good condition. About 35" x 65". Easy Midtown pick-up from smoke-free, pet-free, gluten-free, fancy-free, duty-free home. To claim, provide phone number: a MUST. If you're the type who doesn't pick up or return calls, or doesn't check e-mail but one in a blue moon, please DON'T apply. Between us we'll agree on a day/time when you can REALLY pick up--and that will BE IT. No changes allowed, OK?

2y

Free: Black Lap Desk (Hell's Kitchen) Expired Slightly scuffed but no serious damage. Work surface 13 x 17 inches. Top slides left or right to reveal storage compartment. Thick, firm pad for stability. East Midtown Manhattan pickup. Serious inquiries only please--getting fed up with flakes and choosy beggars. Your phone a must.

2y