An old banger (display purposes only!) (Finchampstead RG40)

Hi Folks
I'm looking for a car to stand in the driveway of a elderly relative, to reduce the impression of a vulnerable house. I'll keep the car clean and occasionally reposition it, but it won't go out on the road.
So if someone out there in Freegle land has an old car in the Wokingham area with an about-to-expire MOT, I will gladly take it off your hands and give it some purpose before its final journey to the crusher!
Thanks for reading this
Reuben