Humidifier (Hamilton Heights 10031)

Halp! Me and Priest the cat are turning into dust in the wind. Bless the heat when we do have it but good googly moogly we're turning into dust. flakes, dry mist, peelings, crumbs, fragments, chips, shreds, particles,chips etc.
whew! Any med-large tank/machines would be more than appreciated.
Kitty has been so dehydrated he's hanging out in the bathtub.
We've been having some deep, philosophical meow-scussions whilst I um, keep the porcelain warm though.
I would love it if you were in Manhattan but me, my cane and my cart will bus and train our way to you for a larger humidifier if you have it.
what do you call someone who keeps smashing boxes of corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
Please & Thank You.