Behold: 2645mm of pure cylindrical cardboard glory. That's 2.645 METRES for those keeping track. 80mm diameter. This isn't some sad little poster tube – this is proper serious tube, right here.

AND IT HAS BOTH PLASTIC END CAPS.

I repeat: BOTH END CAPS. Not one. Not zero like some kind of amateur tube situation. TWO. The tube is COMPLETE.

I'm not saying this tube will change your life, but I'm also not NOT saying that.

Possible uses:

- Sword fighting (you'll have reach advantage over anyone with a lesser tube)

- Cat entertainment system (if you have a very patient cat and can roll it)

- Didgeridoo cosplay

- Speaking tube between floors of your house (Victorian communication technology is back, baby)

- That one DIY project you saw on Pinterest at 2am

- Storing your collection of smaller, less impressive tubes

- Finally proving to your mates that you own something nearly 3 meters long

- Actually sealing and protecting whatever you store in it (thanks to those ENDCAPS)

- Actual practical storage for posters, fabric, wrapping paper, or your lightsaber blueprints

Not suitable for:

- Indoor javelin practice

- Vaulting (it WILL collapse)

- Compensation for anything

This magnificent tube is free to anyone with a vehicle large enough to transport it, or the confidence to carry it home on public transport while everyone stares.

Porch pickup. Bring a friend. Or a van. Probably a van.

Fair Chance Policy: I’ll wait before choosing a recipient to give more people a chance to reply.

GIANT Cardboard Tube + End Caps (Wigmore ME8)