Sit down with a cuppa for this one.

I've got loads of spider plants. I mean loads. I never meant to have this many - and the plants are having baby spider plants. And they take up even more space.

I have small plants. Medium size plants. Big plants with lots of babies. I need to part company with some of them. I need the space to be honest - I'm in a flat not a palace.

I may want to keep the pots, so it’s probably the plants only.

THESE ARE NOT FOR SELLING ON.

If you're interested, let me know what sort of size you might be looking for. If there's lots of interest, I'll share them out. Believe me, if you get one you'll soon have dozens of the beggars.

I'm going to give it a few days, so please don't try to rush me saying you'll come today. It’s likely to be this weekend or next. Unless the triffids - I mean spider plants - decide otherwise.

I'm near London Road, so please bear that in mind.

Spider plants (Stockwood LU1)