Big (really big) teddy bear (Hazeldean/Castlefrank area)

Well, my 17 year old has finally decided the time has come to part ways with her giant teddy bear.

He is very docile and will happily sit on your bed or sofa for months without moving a muscle. He has an incredibly efficient metabolism. He requires absolutely no salmon, berries, or raw meat. In fact, he thrives on a strict diet of absolute silence and the occasional dusting.

This teddy bear is completely house-trained. He does not bite, growl, claw the furniture, or track mud through the house. He is excellent with children, mostly because he acts exactly like a pillow.