Miracle Thaw 10031 (Hamilton Heights 10031)

Ok, I had to pick myself up off the floor with this one. This is the ASOTV Miracle Thaw Tray.
You put whAtever you want to thaw in a super short time on this tray.
Seriously. It's about 14in long and mAybe 10in on the side. It's metal like with nubs on the bAck for feet. This wasn't mine. I just usually beat whAtever I'm trying to thaw into defrosted submission.
Please come get this thing so I can stop laffing.
I'm 4 blocks 's from the 145th St. #1 trAin station
I am on the 5th floor but there are only 4 flights. MAKE SURE YOU CAN CLIMB THEM TO RETRIEVE THE ITEM YOU ASKED FOR!!!!!
Be polite in your requests.
I don't call or text people
Please and Thank You
Come and get this ASAP please!